Put That Money....

**Magnum440** · 05-04-06, 07:14 PM

Go ahead, chew on that one dollar bill. How many times have you seen somebody run a dollar bill across their mouth, and sometimes actually put it in their mouth?

Locked up a female DUI one day. No license, etc. No transport available to take her to booking. She was soooo nasty. Wearing a dress that looked like it had been stomped on in a barn full of crap. Put her in the back seat to get her as far away from me as possible.

On way to booking, I told her if she had any property on her to have it in her hands to save time in booking. She told me nobody was going to get her money. Told her didn't want her damn money, just do what I said. She said same thing again. Heard a noise going on in back seat. She had pulled out two one dollar bills, pulled up her dress....you guessed it, no panties,,,,whew the funk. She had spread her legs, and...you guessed it again...you know where the money was placed, with her saying again nobody was going to get her money.

When I finally got her booked, being the professional I was, I told the booking clerk about the possibility she might have a deadly weapon..didn't want him to get cut with one of the bills. He looked at me as if to say, "why didn't you search her"? Told him he might want to do a cavity search. His reply was, "cold day in hell". Guess the money is still there. Go ahead, put that dollar bill in your mouth. She can't be the only one hiding her money there.

**BigBossMan** · 05-04-06, 07:28 PM

That must have been some ride to the station.... lol

**Ducky** · 05-04-06, 07:46 PM

There's a reason I wash my hands 10-15 times a day at work. I handle money. Sometimes it's wet.

No, I don't want to know. I just wash my hands like I have OCD.

**Iron Man** · 05-04-06, 07:46 PM

Thats just nasty.

1*girl · 05-05-06, 12:29 AM

Having worked in retail before...well ok so nobody's ever pulled money out of their hoo-hoo in front of me (yet), but still. **GAG**

**Roses** · 05-05-06, 12:40 AM

I've had customers pull money out of their socks and bras. Sometimes it was damp from sweat.

**TacticalII** · 05-05-06, 12:54 AM

**Lazy Fed** · 05-05-06, 05:19 AM

WHERE ARE THE PICS!!!!

**OfficerResource.com** · 05-05-06, 05:27 AM

**Magnum440** · 05-05-06, 08:14 AM

Originally Posted by 1*girl

Having worked in retail before...well ok so nobody's ever pulled money out of their hoo-hoo in front of me (yet), but still. **GAG**

Sorry, no pics. But I feel confident everybody has seen a "hoo-hoo" from time to time. You will have to use your own imagination for the rest.

**kdm0409** · 05-05-06, 08:22 AM

That is funky... I arrested a chic one night for DUI and when they got to searching her at the jail, she was complaining of pain. So, she finally told them she stuck something up her "hoo-hoo" lol. She pulled out a lighter, crack pipe, little bit of crack, and a roll of quarters. That is just so nasty. I am like Ducky, I was my hands so much and if I cant get to water and soap I will use a damn bottle of the anti-bacterial gel.

**Dudleydoright** · 05-05-06, 11:45 AM

I've watched drug dogs alert on money too.

**Ducky** · 05-05-06, 12:09 PM

Originally Posted by Dudleydoright

I've watched drug dogs alert on money too.

If some women keep stuffing money there, and some drug dogs will alert on money, before too much longer the dogs will start to alert on yeast infections.