Ilegal Immigration

[StanSwitek]

Ask a Mexican!

'The only reason Mexicans come into this country illegally is because it’s easy for them'
By Gustavo Arellano


Illustration by Mark Dancey

Dear Mexican,
Why do Mexicans always find the need to cut in line? I see this happening in la carniceria, the airport and everywhere else there are Mexicans.
A Disappointed Mexicana


Although I have great empathy for the plight of illegal aliens and their families, their illegal “cutting in line” ahead of others has resulted in depriving other law-abiding families waiting to legally immigrate from the same entitlements, opportunities and citizenship they so righteously and aggressively defend. At its core, it just isn’t right and cannot be justified with hard work or innocent children. My wife’s brothers and sisters live in near poverty in the Philippines, but they’re waiting so they can become LEGAL immigrants.
Waiting and Waiting


Dear Wab and Gabacho,
I get this question asked every week, so to Disappointed, Waiting and all other curious minds: grow some huevos. Mexicans cut in line not because they’re rude but because they have lives to live and places to go. Disappointed: Are you going to patiently stand there like a pendeja as Mexican after Mexican cuts in front of you? Do what Mexicans do: cut in front of them. Or at least slash their tires afterward. And Waiting: let’s be realistic. The only reason Mexicans come into this country illegally is because it’s easy for them—just one hopped border and you’re here. If the Philippines weren’t thousands of miles away, your impoverished in-laws would swim over faster than Mark Spitz. Why wait years and years just because it’s the right way? Waiting to immigrate legally won’t calm those hunger pangs. Besides, entering America illegally, agitating for rights and watching as a foreign government grants you recognition under pressure isn’t a sin: it’s called the Declaration of Independence.

[Cheech]

Mexican And Fucking Proud! And not a damn thing you guys can do about it!