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01-03-12, 04:30 AM #1
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Sitting in neuro having test after test done and they wont let me leave the bed without a nurse even to pee, learning great deal about my play book but i am getting bored out of my mine
the nurses are getting a kick out of my sense of humor, i asked one if she wanted to hold it while i peed bc she was basically holding everything else of me
she laugh and then i realized her hand was not big enough or probably didnt have the strength 
Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?
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01-03-12, 07:39 AM #2
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Hope they figure out what's wrong with you (aside from the off-color jokes)
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01-03-12, 09:51 AM #3
Visualize whirled peas!!
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Glad to see you still have your sense of humour! Hope you're feeling better very soon! Hospitals are no fun.
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01-03-12, 10:00 AM #4
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lol, midget nurses. How do you expect them to make you a sammich!
Originally Posted by Shoestring
Sitting in neuro having test after test done and they wont let me leave the bed without a nurse even to pee, learning great deal about my play book but i am getting bored out of my mine
the nurses are getting a kick out of my sense of humor, i asked one if she wanted to hold it while i peed bc she was basically holding everything else of me she laugh and then i realized her hand was not big enough or probably didnt have the strength 
What adroitcuffs said, hospitals are no fun, 'specially the food.To Live Is To Eat
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01-03-12, 10:06 AM #5
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Next time a nurse walks in say "Hey, just wondering... how are y'all keeping my severe latex allergy in check?" Bet you get to see a little excitement for a minute.
A nurse was giving me a flu shot once and as soon as she was finished, I asked "Say, how do y'all get around my egg allergy?" Her eyes got big as golf balls for a second.*************************"It wouldn't take much for me to up and run...to another life somewhere in the sun."
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01-04-12, 08:01 AM #6
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You are evil, pure evil. Originally Posted by Cidp24
I walked into a Dr.'s office.
Me: I have a 10 o'clock appointment.
Receptionist: Which Dr.?
Me: Witch Dr.? You have a Witch Dr. here?!
full waiting room
troo storey !
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01-04-12, 07:41 PM #7
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So your operational theory is that your vertigo is being cause by the volume of blood that gets redirected? Originally Posted by Shoestring
...she laugh and then i realized her hand was not big enough or probably didnt have the strength
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01-04-12, 09:33 PM #8
Please dont check the trunk...
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You know what, they havent been able to figure a gosh darn thing out but you may be on to something, I need to find a hot nurse to see if I can start a study on your hypothosis Originally Posted by Ducky
So your operational theory is that your vertigo is being cause by the volume of blood that gets redirected?Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?
"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."
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01-04-12, 10:23 PM #9
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It might also explain your chronic tennis elbow. And your slouching problem. Originally Posted by Shoestring
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01-04-12, 11:05 PM #10
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Originally Posted by Shoestring
shoestring and his new nurse.
To Live Is To Eat
IMG could turn a conversation about the weather into a mouthwatering food story. - Cidp24
And always add bacon! - Shad Kirton, Co-owner/Chef Smokey D's
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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Solomon
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01-05-12, 12:05 AM #11
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Originally Posted by Shoestring
I would help you out with that, Shoestring but one ruined marriage later, having to go to counseling for an addiction and not wishing to be banned from this site is keeping me. Sufficeth to say, Google is your friend. Originally Posted by Ducky
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01-05-12, 12:55 AM #12
Please dont check the trunk...
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IMG i cant get your pic to open
Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?
"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."
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01-05-12, 01:28 PM #13
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time for the iv switch
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