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    Sitting in neuro having test after test done and they wont let me leave the bed without a nurse even to pee, learning great deal about my play book but i am getting bored out of my mine

    the nurses are getting a kick out of my sense of humor, i asked one if she wanted to hold it while i peed bc she was basically holding everything else of me she laugh and then i realized her hand was not big enough or probably didnt have the strength
    Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?

    "The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

    The views, opinions, stupid off the cuff comments, mouthy, obnoxious, thoughtless, etc etc etc are not always or even some of the time the belief of my department, so bugger off!

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    Hope they figure out what's wrong with you (aside from the off-color jokes)

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    Glad to see you still have your sense of humour! Hope you're feeling better very soon! Hospitals are no fun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoestring View Post
    Sitting in neuro having test after test done and they wont let me leave the bed without a nurse even to pee, learning great deal about my play book but i am getting bored out of my mine

    the nurses are getting a kick out of my sense of humor, i asked one if she wanted to hold it while i peed bc she was basically holding everything else of me she laugh and then i realized her hand was not big enough or probably didnt have the strength
    lol, midget nurses. How do you expect them to make you a sammich!

    What adroitcuffs said, hospitals are no fun, 'specially the food.
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    Next time a nurse walks in say "Hey, just wondering... how are y'all keeping my severe latex allergy in check?" Bet you get to see a little excitement for a minute.

    A nurse was giving me a flu shot once and as soon as she was finished, I asked "Say, how do y'all get around my egg allergy?" Her eyes got big as golf balls for a second.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cidp24 View Post
    Next time a nurse walks in say "Hey, just wondering... how are y'all keeping my severe latex allergy in check?" Bet you get to see a little excitement for a minute.

    A nurse was giving me a flu shot once and as soon as she was finished, I asked "Say, how do y'all get around my egg allergy?" Her eyes got big as golf balls for a second.
    You are evil, pure evil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoestring View Post
    ...she laugh and then i realized her hand was not big enough or probably didnt have the strength
    So your operational theory is that your vertigo is being cause by the volume of blood that gets redirected?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    So your operational theory is that your vertigo is being cause by the volume of blood that gets redirected?
    You know what, they havent been able to figure a gosh darn thing out but you may be on to something, I need to find a hot nurse to see if I can start a study on your hypothosis
    Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?

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    The views, opinions, stupid off the cuff comments, mouthy, obnoxious, thoughtless, etc etc etc are not always or even some of the time the belief of my department, so bugger off!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoestring View Post
    You know what, they havent been able to figure a gosh darn thing out but you may be on to something, I need to find a hot nurse to see if I can start a study on your hypothosis
    It might also explain your chronic tennis elbow. And your slouching problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoestring View Post
    You know what, they havent been able to figure a gosh darn thing out but you may be on to something, I need to find a hot nurse to see if I can start a study on your hypothosis

    shoestring and his new nurse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoestring View Post
    You know what, they havent been able to figure a gosh darn thing out but you may be on to something, I need to find a hot nurse to see if I can start a study on your hypothosis
    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    It might also explain your chronic tennis elbow. And your slouching problem.
    I would help you out with that, Shoestring but one ruined marriage later, having to go to counseling for an addiction and not wishing to be banned from this site is keeping me. Sufficeth to say, Google is your friend.


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    IMG i cant get your pic to open
    Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?

    "The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

    The views, opinions, stupid off the cuff comments, mouthy, obnoxious, thoughtless, etc etc etc are not always or even some of the time the belief of my department, so bugger off!

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    time for the iv switch


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