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  1. 01-16-12, 03:50 AM #1
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    Angry yuck factor

    okay, just finally getting ready to go to sleep and i hear my lab making a noise so i flip on the light and she was on the human section of the couch and not the dog section.

    in front ofher was a basket ball size puddle of puke that was dribbling off the end onto my hard wood floor were there is a larger size puddle of puck. FOR FUCK SAKE it's 1something in the morning.

    call my wife down bc i have vertigo. she cant handle puke, so this guy cleans it up himself which he wants to puck bc i am am spinning so bad, double vision is in effect and she is holding on to me bc i want to fall over

    now i feel like hell and my next dose of meds is at 4am, and i have to be strict with them bc they are such high doses of narcs... what at great night
    Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?

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    Good grief man. Go back to sleep.
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    Yuck indeed. Poor dog...

    I don't do all that well with cleaning up that kind of mess myself.
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    Leave it alone, the dog will lick it up. They're like self cleaning ovens... that crap all over the back yard.

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    My cat hurled yesterday, it must be a conspiracy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IMGreat101 View Post
    My cat hurled yesterday, it must be a conspiracy.
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    Same day this happened, my cat horked on my recliner.
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    I'd be careful about that, how many dogs do you have?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odd View Post
    Leave it alone, the dog will lick it up. They're like self cleaning ovens... that crap all over the back yard.
    At last years Super Bowl party one of my officers comsumed a large quantity of little smokey-links along with an equally large quantity of beer. The hosts Golden lab was sleeping by the chair next to him. The officer puked up the smokey links and beer all over the dogs head! The dog was in heaven and really went to town cleaning up the recycled smokey links!
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    Quote Originally Posted by keith720 View Post
    At last years Super Bowl party one of my officers comsumed a large quantity of little smokey-links along with an equally large quantity of beer. The hosts Golden lab was sleeping by the chair next to him. The officer puked up the smokey links and beer all over the dogs head! The dog was in heaven and really went to town cleaning up the recycled smokey links!
    yummie, got to love our little cleaners but is gross when they eat puke, its even when they eat poop thank god in dont have a poop eating dog
    Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?

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