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01-27-12, 05:38 PM #1
Do NOT steal Granny's cell phoneThe Swamp Mafia -"Heaven doesn't want us,and Hell's afraid we'll take over!!".
01-27-12, 07:27 PM #2"He was pleading with the officers. 'Please don't let her (into the police car). She'll kill me,'" Sylvia said.\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
01-28-12, 12:16 PM #3
Go Granny!Arm the sheep!
01-28-12, 12:49 PM #4
This happened pretty local to me, and one of our TV stations interviewed Granny.
She told the reporter that, "I started to hit him, but decided I'd better not." She demonstrated how she had the jerk against a wall, and had her fist cocked back, ready to punch his clock.
I was laughing almost on the verge of tears.
Don't mess with senior citizens. If you pizz 'em off, they WILL hurt you.
.The Swamp Mafia -"Heaven doesn't want us,and Hell's afraid we'll take over!!".
01-28-12, 01:33 PM #5
I love happy stories'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'
“A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.” Sigmund Freud
01-28-12, 03:56 PM #6
Awesome!The true measure of your character is what you choose to do when you think no one is looking.
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