Just Tooooooo Easy

**mavriktu** · 02-07-12, 03:19 PM

From the tooooooo easy dept: approached by a younger guy last night who had just gotten out of a pickup truck.He tells me he is a convicted felon,he has a firearm in the truck and wants me to arrest him for felon in possesion of firearm.Okkkkkkkk,check truck,retreive .380(loaded),check him,yep!on paper backing 5 years.Said he wants to go to jail before he hurts someone(just had an argument with his dad who kicked him out the house),kid is only 25 y/o backing 5,try to talk him into letting me take him to the hospital,since we can just drop them off at E.R. and be on our way with no paperwork at all.Nope,wants jail.OK,you got it,see you in 10 years since the weapon sentence MUST run consecutive and not concurrent.They walk amongst us and they BREED.

**Jenna** · 02-07-12, 03:20 PM

He must really like jail!

**rob84** · 02-07-12, 03:25 PM

Originally Posted by mavriktu

They walk amongst us and they BREED.

**lewisipso** · 02-07-12, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by mavriktu

They walk amongst us and they BREED.

and vote.

**Jim1348** · 02-07-12, 07:17 PM

Wow, you have me beat! The best I could do was about 20 year ago I was following an old green pickup truck. I had not turned on any lights yet, but I was waiting for more driving conduct. Then it pulls to the side of the road and stops. I stopped behind it. The driver gets out, throw his arms up, and states, "I am drunk and I have warrants, take me to jail!" I respond, "We aim to please!"