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    Legal question of the week.

    I waas working the other night and a car pulled up next to me. It turned out to be a friend that had worked with me on the S.O. a few years back. I stay in regular touch with him and his kids know me by my first name. He had his 2 youngest kids with him, Dalton age 7 and Delaney,12. I was talking with my buddy when the back window came down, and Dalton said "Keith, I need to ask you a legal question. Is it illegal for a big sister to hold her little brother and rub her dirty socks in his face?" I told him that it wasn't, and he said, "Well, if they ever make that a law, you need to arrest Delaney!"
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    Now you need to send Dalton a bill for legal services.


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    Clearly a violation of the clean air act.
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    What's sad is here it would be considered domestic violence and a mandatory arrest
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