My wife was just asking me something about the "real story" of Goldilocks. Not the Disney-fied version most of us are familiar with, I guess.
I looked at her, and said "Spoiled bitch breaks into a house, smashes stuff up, then eats the victim's food, finally becoming a squatter by moving in and sleeping in the beds? We've got a burglary, destruction of property, and at least a larceny."
Then it dawned on me. Goldilocks was part of the Occupy movement.