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12-23-12, 10:18 PM #1
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What I got for Christmas...
I went into work the other day, and found a book entitled "The Patrol Officer Guide for the 70s,"in my desk drawer. The cop that put it there said he thought I'd really appreciate it, but then realized it referred to the decade, not my age! He is officially an asshat.
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12-23-12, 10:32 PM #2
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He's just trying to help you in case you suddenly experience time travel!
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12-24-12, 02:31 AM #3
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I commend that Officers sense of humour..
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12-24-12, 03:05 AM #4
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Hahahahahaha!!!!
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12-24-12, 03:50 AM #5
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12-24-12, 06:44 AM #6
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My main present was a C Trumpet. I don't need one, but it's a bit like you Yanks and guns. You can never have too many.
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It's not until you look at an Ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, that you realise just how often they burst into flames for no reason!
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12-24-12, 07:10 AM #7
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Since the last Time Lord works for the BBC it's only natural to reset your time line to Greenwich
Originally Posted by Jenna
He's just trying to help you in case you suddenly experience time travel!
Originally Posted by Herzen
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12-24-12, 07:56 AM #8
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5000011_f520.jpg Originally Posted by keith720
5000074_f520.jpgTo Live Is To Eat
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12-24-12, 10:40 AM #9
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Cool, procedures from the time I was born.
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12-24-12, 02:21 PM #10
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By the way, I'M NOT 70!
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12-24-12, 02:49 PM #11
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Close enough to 71. Trying not to hurt your feelings. Originally Posted by keith720
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12-24-12, 04:06 PM #12
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And the time I started policing. Happy Days. No video phones, no recording interviews. No CCTV cameras. And people knew that an assault on a police officer resulted in a bit of a slap. Originally Posted by Ducky
Cool, procedures from the time I was born.
Watch the British series Life on Mars, policing really was exactly like that. I loved it.To be born an Englishman, is to be a winner in the Lottery of Life.
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12-24-12, 05:57 PM #13
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I was wondering how close to right they'd gotten it. Originally Posted by Trojan 42
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12-24-12, 08:07 PM #14
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This is one of the photos from the book on "felony hand-cuffing.". Things sure have changed!
For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
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12-24-12, 08:55 PM #15
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One of the things I got. It's from Captain America.
Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
We are who we choose to be.
R.I.P. Arielle. 08/20/2010-09/16/2012
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12-24-12, 09:02 PM #16
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That must be straight out of the 1970s too!
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12-24-12, 11:17 PM #17
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I admire the guy's sense of humor. Of course you now have to snow-globe his car, but still, pretty funny
The world would be much cleaner if blind people carried brooms instead of sticks.
At communion, when the priest says "Body of Christ", I say "Thanks, I've been working out", then I grab the cracker and run back to my seat
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12-24-12, 11:18 PM #18
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I so want one of those. Originally Posted by lewisipso
One of the things I got. It's from Captain America.
The world would be much cleaner if blind people carried brooms instead of sticks.
At communion, when the priest says "Body of Christ", I say "Thanks, I've been working out", then I grab the cracker and run back to my seat
An amateur practices until he gets it right. A professional practices until he cant get it wrong.
They've got us surrounded? Good. Now we can fire in any direction. Those bastards won't get away this time.
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12-25-12, 12:25 AM #19
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Unfortunately we share the same car. I WILL exact vengeance ! Originally Posted by ChesCopPodz
For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
Winston Churchill
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