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    What I got for Christmas...

    I went into work the other day, and found a book entitled "The Patrol Officer Guide for the 70s,"in my desk drawer. The cop that put it there said he thought I'd really appreciate it, but then realized it referred to the decade, not my age! He is officially an asshat.
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    He's just trying to help you in case you suddenly experience time travel!


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    I commend that Officers sense of humour..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    He's just trying to help you in case you suddenly experience time travel!
    Since the last Time Lord works for the BBC it's only natural to reset your time line to Greenwich


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    Quote Originally Posted by keith720 View Post
    I went into work the other day, and found a book entitled "The Patrol Officer Guide for the 70s,"in my desk drawer. The cop that put it there said he thought I'd really appreciate it, but then realized it referred to the decade, not my age! He is officially an asshat.
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    By the way, I'M NOT 70!
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    Quote Originally Posted by keith720 View Post
    By the way, I'M NOT 70!
    Close enough to 71. Trying not to hurt your feelings.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    Cool, procedures from the time I was born.
    And the time I started policing. Happy Days. No video phones, no recording interviews. No CCTV cameras. And people knew that an assault on a police officer resulted in a bit of a slap.

    Watch the British series Life on Mars, policing really was exactly like that. I loved it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trojan 42 View Post
    And the time I started policing. Happy Days. No video phones, no recording interviews. No CCTV cameras. And people knew that an assault on a police officer resulted in a bit of a slap.

    Watch the British series Life on Mars, policing really was exactly like that. I loved it.
    I was wondering how close to right they'd gotten it.
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    This is one of the photos from the book on "felony hand-cuffing.". Things sure have changed!
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    One of the things I got. It's from Captain America.

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    That must be straight out of the 1970s too!

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    I admire the guy's sense of humor. Of course you now have to snow-globe his car, but still, pretty funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by lewisipso View Post
    One of the things I got. It's from Captain America.

    I so want one of those.
    The world would be much cleaner if blind people carried brooms instead of sticks.

    At communion, when the priest says "Body of Christ", I say "Thanks, I've been working out", then I grab the cracker and run back to my seat

    An amateur practices until he gets it right. A professional practices until he cant get it wrong.

    They've got us surrounded? Good. Now we can fire in any direction. Those bastards won't get away this time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChesCopPodz View Post
    I admire the guy's sense of humor. Of course you now have to snow-globe his car, but still, pretty funny
    Unfortunately we share the same car. I WILL exact vengeance !
    For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.

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