New State Mottos:

I think it's time some states have new mottos. I'll start with Louisianna:

"The home of 3 million people and only 6 last names."

Washington and Colorado. "Dude where's my car"

South Carolina "We're hot and humid, and don't look for culture outside of the larger cities"

Chicago - A killing a day keeps the bill collector away

Michigan: "The land of so many Squirrels and so few recipies."

Wisconsin- Home of the only known link between human and Yeti.

Wisconnsin - " Where Sheep Dare "

Texas: "The place for Mexicans that are too lazy to walk to Oklahoma."

Alaska: Get the fuck out.

Ohio: "We put the "o" in slow."

Illinois, where every vote counts twice!

North Dakota: You never knew about us until now did ya?

Tennessee : Even if you divorce your wife, she's still your cousin.

Alaska! Where you can't be too fat or too drunk.

Minnesota: "Where men are men and so are the women."

Eastern Washington : (1) the right side of the left coast, (2) the future state of Western Idaho