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    Water Vs Beer

    WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop! However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and
    fermenting.

    WATER = Poop

    BEER = HEALTH


    Free yourself of Poop, drink BEER!!! It is better to drink beer and
    talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service.


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    Drinks are on you! I love a cold one as much as the next cop!!!!!!!

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    Hehehee...have you guys seen the shirt lately with the logos: "Save water, drink beer!" Or "Save water, drink Pacifico" (mexican beer)?? Now boys, how many beers are you gonna stock up in the refrigerators and in the garage's refrigerator? You guys are funny.
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    My garage fridge has at least 10 cases of beer in it at all times. i have a huge garage, as far as city folk go, so everytime someone comes over to drink beers, they bring beer, then they leave beer. When I was in uncle Sams Misguided Children, I used to drink a beer b4 every PFT. it helped me out a bit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pedro56
    My garage fridge has at least 10 cases of beer in it at all times. i have a huge garage, as far as city folk go, so everytime someone comes over to drink beers, they bring beer, then they leave beer. When I was in uncle Sams Misguided Children, I used to drink a beer b4 every PFT. it helped me out a bit.
    Oooh, so you mellow yourself out with beers. Hehehehee. Drinking beer is more relaxing than tanning self on the beach. Lol!
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