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    Fat kid tendencies.........or

    Alternate title "The wife and kid are out of town"

    Holy crap. My wife and son are out of town for a week. I have the week off, as I was going to go with them, but a slew of medical bills upcoming for my wife, myself, and both dogs led to the decision for me to stay here, and her and my kid stay at her parents house. Saves us on a third plane ticket, a hotel room, and boarding the two dogs and the cat. Saves us about a grand by me not going.

    Anywho, my fat kid tendencies have really come out. I have eaten like crap. My only saving grace is I have been working out like a madman, knowing that I have to try to stem the weight gain from the junk I've eaten. Tonight, day 4 of being on my own, I finally cooked a meal of hotdogs and beans...........chased with two mint chocolate chip Klondike bars. I live too far away from the city to want to drive to an actual restaurant just to eat by myself, and I can't cook to save my life.

    If it wasn't for my wife cooking dinner every night, I'd weigh 400lbs.
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