A friend of mine was sharing how she and her husband used to have fun when they put their name in for a table at a reservation. They'd give their name as "Donner." So, of course, the host/hostess would call the "Donner party..."
She should know better than to feed a cop an idea like that... My first thought was to ask for a table for 6... (or one more person than in the party), then when you get called, tell them you only need 5. And, no, you won't need to hear about the appetizers...
Then, apparently, I took things too far... because it occurred to me that it might be amusing to ask for a romantic table for two, under the name Dahmer.:scared:
Yeah... Never try to out-sick humor a cop.:doh:
"Licthersnatch, table for Henry Lichtersnatch."
Not many people know that Edison was a avid fisherman.
He usually included some trout fishing in his infrequent
vacations. During one such trip to the west he was
befriended by an Indian tribe. They provided free room
and board, as well as expert fishing guides for his stay.
On his first night he discovered that the only sanitary
facility was an old-fashioned outhouse. To make things
worse it had no light even though the village had electricity
in the homes.
As a thank-you gift for their kindnesses, Edison purchased
the necessary materials and personally installed lighting
in the Indians privvy. He thus became the first person to
wire a head for a reservation.