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    Reservation humor...

    A friend of mine was sharing how she and her husband used to have fun when they put their name in for a table at a reservation. They'd give their name as "Donner." So, of course, the host/hostess would call the "Donner party..."

    She should know better than to feed a cop an idea like that... My first thought was to ask for a table for 6... (or one more person than in the party), then when you get called, tell them you only need 5. And, no, you won't need to hear about the appetizers...

    Then, apparently, I took things too far... because it occurred to me that it might be amusing to ask for a romantic table for two, under the name Dahmer.

    Yeah... Never try to out-sick humor a cop.
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