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06-02-06, 06:12 PM #1
Bad Language in this one...bosco dont read
Now this is Priceless
You gotta love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests...
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the brides and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyones chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift for everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F---you".
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "Im outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge...making the brides parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the brides and best mans reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has b-alls the size of church bells.
Do you think he might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends ..$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion ... $3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui ... $8,500.
The look on everyones face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man..........Priceless.
There are some things money cant buy, for everything else theres MASTERCARD
06-02-06, 06:18 PM #2Originally Posted by BEK320
06-02-06, 06:20 PM #3
That is excellent. I love it.
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06-02-06, 06:24 PM #4
That is the best story i have ever read.
06-02-06, 06:39 PM #5
I heard about that, that's flippen awesome!! Bwahahahah!Thereís a promise I need you to make
While Iím gone you take care of the love
And Iíll deal with the hate.
Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
Just care for your children and sleep tight
Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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06-02-06, 06:55 PM #6Trooper First Class
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06-02-06, 08:22 PM #8
Why revenge the parents and have them pay $32,000.00 just to get even and retaliate against the bride.
He gets off on degrading and humiliating his best friend and his bride. Gosh, I wonder how long they have been best friends.
I wouldn't be surprised if he and his best friend set that up.
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06-02-06, 08:25 PM #9
Damn that was funny. I can just picture the commercial now! Thanks BEK!It is better to be tried by 12, than carried by 6.
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06-02-06, 09:00 PM #10
good master card commercialAny Post I make is my opinion only!
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06-02-06, 10:06 PM #11
Good tale, however both snopes and urban legends say it's been around forever and is questionable at best. http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blrevenge.htm
And Bosco, BEK's right. You shouldn't be reading this.\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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06-02-06, 11:36 PM #12
Haha, that was great!
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06-03-06, 12:08 AM #13
The funniest ting in the story was Balls the size of church bells. DUDE that was CLASSIC.
Lets hijack and come up with
HE has ba!!$ the size of-----The Titanics anchorA monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..
Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
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06-03-06, 12:19 AM #14
even if not true funny storyDon't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things!
06-03-06, 03:49 AM #15
Brilliant!!Life is a fleeting memory,
It come and goes,
But one thing will always remain.
That is History.
06-03-06, 07:29 AM #16Originally Posted by E-man"To the German commander: 'Nuts!' The American Commander" - General Tony McAuliffe, 101st Airborne Division
06-03-06, 10:57 AM #17
Leave my balls out of this!
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