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    Do I look like a Cop or a Pothead?

    Ok, So I'm checking out at Wal-Mart and the cashier starts off about how she saw the funniest thing last night.

    "Yeah, you know, I saw on da TV last night.. These folks they be planting like a hunerd feet of pot leaves in their front yard. Is that crazy or what? Ill bet they be answering for that one"

    I say to myself.. did I forget to turn off my "Future Cop" aura from my oral board earlier this morning? That or I just look like a pothead.
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    Bwhah, I think thats just Wal-mart employees in general.

    I tried to buy airsoft guns once, and the guy gave me the riot act and started pretty much yelling at me for trying to buy them "underage" uh, ya I helped him with his math a few mins later and he realized I was over 18. Dur!
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    I think it was just idle chatter on her part. Doesn't sound like she was saying anything that would only be shared between pot heads.

    No, me...I have "cop" written all over me. I look at people and they put their seat belt on, even off-duty

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    When I was working dope, I took a class from DEA on clandestine labs. It was a week long class and afterwards, we had a little party in one of the conference rooms of the hotel. There were probably 20 narcs from different depts in the room when the waiter tried to sell one of the guys some pot. I never saw conversation stop so quickly in my life. The poor bastard knew he'd done something wrong, but not sure what. Since it was my jurisdiction I had to arrest the dumbass and walk him over to jail. He pled guilty....
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    Quote Originally Posted by LongTail
    No, me...I have "cop" written all over me. I look at people and they put their seat belt on, even off-duty
    You have donut powder on your cheek

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virginian
    You have donut powder on your cheek
    I was gonna say it was beer belly, but that's from being a mod.
    When I used to be somebody (I'm center top)

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    So the guy that did my drywall shows up at my door two weeks later; had a fender bender and needed $50 so he could pay off the other party. Seems he had to do that because he didnít have a license.

    Why do I attract all the weirdoís?


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    It may have been that pack of 1.5's you were buying
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    Quote Originally Posted by LongTail
    No, me...I have "cop" written all over me. I look at people and they put their seat belt on, even off-duty
    Sounds like me, plus I drive a used police package model car with a tag that says police on it. But on the highway (motor way) this happens more out of state than it does in state. People will almost come to a complete stop thinking that they might get pulled over for passing me. So I'll see them put there seat belts on, I'll slow enough for them to pass and the creep on by! Too Funny
    Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!

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    Hmmm, I usually have people ask me where things are in stores. :rolls eyes:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retdetsgt
    When I was working dope, I took a class from DEA on clandestine labs. It was a week long class and afterwards, we had a little party in one of the conference rooms of the hotel. There were probably 20 narcs from different depts in the room when the waiter tried to sell one of the guys some pot. I never saw conversation stop so quickly in my life. The poor bastard knew he'd done something wrong, but not sure what. Since it was my jurisdiction I had to arrest the dumbass and walk him over to jail. He pled guilty....
    LOL... sucks to be him!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterK
    Ok, So I'm checking out at Wal-Mart and the cashier starts off about how she saw the funniest thing last night.

    "Yeah, you know, I saw on da TV last night.. These folks they be planting like a hunerd feet of pot leaves in their front yard. Is that crazy or what? Ill bet they be answering for that one"

    I say to myself.. did I forget to turn off my "Future Cop" aura from my oral board earlier this morning? That or I just look like a pothead.
    WElcome to Las Vegas Walmarts where you get carded for superglue!

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    I'm not a cop (yet), but have been mistaken for one (despite the fact that I wasn't wearing anything that resembled a uniform, let alone a police uniform, and I was driving a dodge neon, of all cars!). Someone at a Mr. Sub tried to give me a copper's discount. I just had to laugh. I should've taken the discount!

    Must be my self-confident demeanour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LongTail
    No, me...I have "cop" written all over me. I look at people and they put their seat belt on, even off-duty
    I know the feeling; I drive through the "HOOD" and just glance at the hood rats on the corner; Ive been car jacked twice in Providence. Well almost car jacked. One kid went for a nice long swim in the Providence river and the other found himself flex tied to a lamp post with his pants around his ankles.

    What can I say the locals are to busy with other things to deal with morons. If they stay put and their hands are empty I dont have to get dirty so I watch everything.

    Anyway when I look towards them all I hear is "DT" or "5-0" and they flee. I mean just look at me do I look like a detective?


    Or I can be in a store covered in grease from working on my car and havesome one walk up to me and ask where to find an item!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 06AccordLX
    WElcome to Las Vegas Walmarts where you get carded for superglue!
    Don't forget spray paint!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Post#83Chief
    Don't forget spray paint!
    Well I would card for spray paint too!

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    They just look at me and walk the other way...
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