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    I got stung by...

    So living in the desert sucks. I leave my windows cracked at night cause it gets sooo feckin hott here. Well I guess i wont do that anymore. Im in the Mickey d's drive thru on green valley parkway not that you guys care but as soon as I say hot n spicy chicken I felt something crawl on my forearm followed by a short prick. I look down and its this fucker right hereI just got a little red dot. This is the second time ive been stung. This one looks poisonus though.

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    By the way i tortured him with a lighter

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    Quote Originally Posted by 06AccordLX
    I felt something crawl on my forearm followed by a short prick.
    Sure it wasn't Chris?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LongTail
    Sure it wasn't Chris?
    From what I hear you cant even feel chris

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    After you cooked it did u eat it?
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    Get AC, then you can close the windows??
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    Quote Originally Posted by beans43
    Get AC, then you can close the windows??
    I think he meant when it was parked over night.

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    If that had been me, there would have probably have been a major traffic accident, even if I was at a drive in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LongTail
    I think he meant when it was parked over night.
    Nevermind, I am retarded!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 06AccordLX
    By the way i tortured him with a lighter
    Why? I would think stinging you would be enough torture for the little guy.

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    Arent they all poisonous?

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    update-


    I had to cut my arm off due to the scorpion sting.


    LOL JK

    Heres how bad ass and tough I am. I just got a little dot thats it. Nothing happened

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    If I saw that thing crawling on my arm, I would probably start screaming like a little girl lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bosco3379
    If I saw that thing crawling on my arm, I would probably start screaming like a little girl lol
    I woulda shot the damn thing
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    Me too I would have tossed his ass out the car jumped out and unloaded 1 mag in it's ass. I hate those little sons of bitches. Had one in my pants one time after taking a shit. OUCH! Almost lost the twins!
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