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    Need some assistance.

    I know, from looking at the thread in the fun and games section, that we have some internet search guru's in here.

    Without having to go into detail as to why... I need to find a picture (or pictures) of a fat guy playing with his nipples.

    Can y'all help?

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    06Accord could probably snap one for you

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    Just a picture? I've got a video!

    http://media.ebaumsworld.com/wmv/whisper.wmv

    WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!
    Last edited by Emily; 06-22-06 at 03:08 PM.

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    Oh dear god. I'm horrified to know why you need those pictures....

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    Yeah, a picture. To have someone else's face photoshopped on.

    That video is disturbing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virginian
    06Accord could probably snap one for you
    Asshole.

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    SHAME on you 06 dont use such foul language,proper terminology is rectal aperture.

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    Talking Disturbing, LOL.

    You want to know whats more disturbing than actually asking for the picture? In about 2 maybe 3 days, someone will actually have found one. That means someone either HAD one already, or actually went looking for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by katiemh
    Without having to go into detail as to why... I need to find a picture (or pictures) of a fat guy playing with his nipples.

    Can y'all help?
    Katie! We have to talk!
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    I hope he's single...


    Check out Bob Ross going to town...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lepdford
    Katie! We have to talk!

    I knew lepdford would have some in his personal stash. Family reunions in Texas are always fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily
    Just a picture? I've got a video!

    http://media.ebaumsworld.com/wmv/whisper.wmv

    WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!
    AHHHHHHHHHH!!! MY EYES! MY EYES!
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    Quote Originally Posted by katiemh
    I knew lepdford would have some in his personal stash. Family reunions in Texas are always fun.
    Ok young lady......I believe that you have crossed the line!!!

    I don't have any fat dude pics, but do have a few fat chick pics (Member girlfriends)!
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    That has to win a prize for the most bizarre request on any LE forum....
    When I used to be somebody (I'm center top)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Retdetsgt
    That has to win a prize for the most bizarre request on any LE forum....
    I tried to tell her to stay away from the dope in Little Elm, but no....she had to find out for herself!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily
    Just a picture? I've got a video!

    http://media.ebaumsworld.com/wmv/whisper.wmv

    WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!
    I'm going to need some mental floss to get that image out.

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    Don't worry guys........

    I've lost a lot of weight since that video was taken.
    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlefdal
    Don't worry guys........

    I've lost a lot of weight since that video was taken.
    You've got some sweet moves. Teach me?

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