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    Hanoi Jane

    This happened a few years ago but I think with the 4th of july so close it needs a fresh look.

    Sir Scott's Oasis Steakhouse
    Manhattan, Mt.

    Ted Turner and his wife Jane Fonda came into the restaurant and wanted a table. The hostess informed them it would be a 45 minute waite. Jane asked "Do you know who I am?" The hostess answered, "Yes, but you will still have to waite 45 minutes." Jane then asked if the manager was in. When the manager came out, he asked. "May I help you?" Both Jane and Ted asked if he knew who they were. He said he did but everyone else had to waite, so would they. Ted asked to speak to the owner. When the owner came out Jane asked. "Do you know who I am?" The owner answered. "Yes I do. Do you know who I am? I am the owner of this restaurant and a Viet Nam Veteran. Not only will you not get a table ahead of my friends and neighbors who have been waiting here, but you also will not be eating in my restaurant tonight or any night. Good bye."

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    I should have known it was to good to be true. To bad.
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    JANE FONDA MEMORIAL URNAL

    this ones on you Jane. I still think you suck.
    If you can't do it from a boat. Do you really want to do it?

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    Tried for treason and shot.

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