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06-25-06, 08:25 PM #1
This happened a few years ago but I think with the 4th of july so close it needs a fresh look.
Sir Scott's Oasis Steakhouse
Ted Turner and his wife Jane Fonda came into the restaurant and wanted a table. The hostess informed them it would be a 45 minute waite. Jane asked "Do you know who I am?" The hostess answered, "Yes, but you will still have to waite 45 minutes." Jane then asked if the manager was in. When the manager came out, he asked. "May I help you?" Both Jane and Ted asked if he knew who they were. He said he did but everyone else had to waite, so would they. Ted asked to speak to the owner. When the owner came out Jane asked. "Do you know who I am?" The owner answered. "Yes I do. Do you know who I am? I am the owner of this restaurant and a Viet Nam Veteran. Not only will you not get a table ahead of my friends and neighbors who have been waiting here, but you also will not be eating in my restaurant tonight or any night. Good bye."
We havn't forgotten
Happy 4th, brothersIf you can't do it from a boat. Do you really want to do it?
06-25-06, 08:33 PM #2
A good story, but false.
http://www.snopes.com/movies/actors/fonda.asp"When I'm driving along and I see a sign that says, CAUTION: SMALL CHILDREN AHEAD,
I slow down, and then it occurs to me, I'm not afraid of small children"!
06-25-06, 09:05 PM #3
I should have known it was to good to be true. To bad.
I have a sign in my bathroom over the toilet.
JANE FONDA MEMORIAL URNAL
this ones on you Jane. I still think you suck.If you can't do it from a boat. Do you really want to do it?
06-26-06, 12:43 AM #4
Tried for treason and shot.
We are the thin blue line
and all the money in the world.
And no you can't have any.
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