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06-27-06, 04:19 PM #1
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Holy Crap!
Well sitting here at the computer listening to the storm move in, and shabang!!! One bitch of a storm.
Had to run out in the middle of it cuz the neighbors down the street had their weiner dog get out and was doggy paddling around the street, then had a lady stale her car in the massive puddle and had to get her out. Woowser!
Got some kick ass video, crazyness!!!
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06-27-06, 04:55 PM #2
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Damn!! That sucks!!
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If your enemy is secure at all points, be prepared for him. If he is in superior strength, evade him. If your opponent is temperamental, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant. If he is taking his ease, give him no rest. If his forces are united, separate them. If sovereign and subject are in accord, put division between them. Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected.
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06-27-06, 05:42 PM #3
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Love the pink flamingo!!!!
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dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
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06-27-06, 05:49 PM #4
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Them little guys took quite a beating. lol.
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06-27-06, 08:09 PM #5
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Do you beat your flamingo on a regular basis, Chief? Originally Posted by Post#83Chief
Them little guys took quite a beating. lol.
When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!
OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!
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06-27-06, 08:17 PM #6
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Hey that looks like a cute neighborhood!
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06-27-06, 08:28 PM #7
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Some skateboarder punk tried to take one the other day, I opened the door and yelled, "get the hell away from my house". They dropped the flamingo and skatboarded very quickly away. Originally Posted by dlefdal
Do you beat your flamingo on a regular basis, Chief? HeHe.
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06-27-06, 08:39 PM #8
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You mean to tell me somebody actually tried to steal one of those things?
WOW, talk about an opportunistic bastard!When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!
OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!
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06-27-06, 08:40 PM #9
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Yup. Originally Posted by dlefdal
We had a garden gnome out front once and some little bastard took it in the middle of the night.There’s a promise I need you to make
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06-27-06, 08:44 PM #10
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How long before they brought you back home? Originally Posted by Post#83Chief
"And don't go home, and don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself. It wouldn't look nice on my highway", Buford T. Justice
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06-27-06, 08:48 PM #11
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Originally Posted by wcso234
There’s a promise I need you to make
While I’m gone you take care of the love
And I’ll deal with the hate.
Don’t worry about me; I’ll be all right
Just care for your children and sleep tight
I’ll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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06-27-06, 08:52 PM #12
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Was that her that I saw on all those Travelocity commercials? Originally Posted by wcso234
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06-27-06, 08:54 PM #13
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Hey, thats what happened to our damn gnome. I should sue. Originally Posted by TXCharlie
Was that her that I saw on all those Travelocity commercials?There’s a promise I need you to make
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06-27-06, 08:55 PM #14
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yeah she is kinda cute aint she? Originally Posted by TXCharlie
Was that her that I saw on all those Travelocity commercials?"And don't go home, and don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself. It wouldn't look nice on my highway", Buford T. Justice
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06-27-06, 08:57 PM #15
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Ugh, I hope you get attacked by gnomes tonight when you're sleeping. Originally Posted by wcso234
There’s a promise I need you to make
While I’m gone you take care of the love
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Don’t worry about me; I’ll be all right
Just care for your children and sleep tight
I’ll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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06-27-06, 08:57 PM #16
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And they call you the grammar nazi... Originally Posted by Post#83Chief
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It come and goes,
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That is History.
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06-27-06, 08:58 PM #17
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I suck at grammar, how that title came into being, I'm clueless. Originally Posted by DeputyJailer
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06-27-06, 09:01 PM #18
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Yeah, except for the beard down to her knees... Or was that her hair? Originally Posted by wcso234
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06-27-06, 09:03 PM #19
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That's an imbalance that I didn't ask for. Doesn't mean you need to go making fun of it and bringing attention to it. Originally Posted by TXCharlie
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06-27-06, 09:06 PM #20
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Ok, now let's talk about the pointy hat
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