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    Holy Crap!

    Well sitting here at the computer listening to the storm move in, and shabang!!! One bitch of a storm.

    Had to run out in the middle of it cuz the neighbors down the street had their weiner dog get out and was doggy paddling around the street, then had a lady stale her car in the massive puddle and had to get her out. Woowser!






    Got some kick ass video, crazyness!!!

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    Damn!! That sucks!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Post#83Chief


    Love the pink flamingo!!!!
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    Them little guys took quite a beating. lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Post#83Chief
    Them little guys took quite a beating. lol.
    Do you beat your flamingo on a regular basis, Chief?
    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

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    Hey that looks like a cute neighborhood!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlefdal
    Do you beat your flamingo on a regular basis, Chief?
    Some skateboarder punk tried to take one the other day, I opened the door and yelled, "get the hell away from my house". They dropped the flamingo and skatboarded very quickly away. HeHe.
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    You mean to tell me somebody actually tried to steal one of those things?

    WOW, talk about an opportunistic bastard!
    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlefdal
    You mean to tell me somebody actually tried to steal one of those things?

    WOW, talk about an opportunistic bastard!
    Yup.

    We had a garden gnome out front once and some little bastard took it in the middle of the night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Post#83Chief
    Yup.

    We had a garden gnome out front once and some little bastard took it in the middle of the night.
    How long before they brought you back home?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wcso234
    How long before they brought you back home?
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
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    Quote Originally Posted by wcso234
    How long before they brought you back home?
    Was that her that I saw on all those Travelocity commercials?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie
    Was that her that I saw on all those Travelocity commercials?
    Hey, thats what happened to our damn gnome. I should sue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie
    Was that her that I saw on all those Travelocity commercials?
    yeah she is kinda cute aint she?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wcso234
    yeah she is kinda cute aint she?
    Ugh, I hope you get attacked by gnomes tonight when you're sleeping.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Post#83Chief
    Ugh, I hope you get attacked my gnomes tonight when you're sleeping.
    And they call you the grammar nazi...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeputyJailer
    And they call you the grammar nazi...
    I suck at grammar, how that title came into being, I'm clueless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wcso234
    yeah she is kinda cute aint she?
    Yeah, except for the beard down to her knees... Or was that her hair?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie
    Yeah, except for the beard down to her knees... Or was that her hair?
    That's an imbalance that I didn't ask for. Doesn't mean you need to go making fun of it and bringing attention to it.
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    Ok, now let's talk about the pointy hat

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