View Poll Results: How many beers should fscf have before setting off fireworks
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None, You don't want to blow yourself off
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3 Beers: Three won't hurt you
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6 beers: You can still walk you'll be fine
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10 beers: If you hurt yourself you won't feel a thing
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07-04-06, 09:20 PM #1
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Beer and fireworks
So how many beers should I have before I go set of my big ass set of fireworks I bought????
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07-04-06, 09:27 PM #2
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3 dude, it'll just make things funnier.
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07-04-06, 10:12 PM #3
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Just get wasted!!!
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07-04-06, 10:15 PM #4
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I said 10 beers so he can just light his breath, and save money on fireworks.
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07-04-06, 10:27 PM #5
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Get fucked up, then play with the fireworks. When you run out of fireworks, let me know. I have a bunch of flashbangs and breeching explosives that you can play with.
Hmmmm.... I gotta go; I have an idea. Happy 4th (its like our Cinco de Mayo)
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07-04-06, 10:32 PM #6
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Hey, why stop at fireworks... Get some guns, some Tannerite Binary Explosives, and go shake the 'hood up real good. Nothing like booze, guns & explosives to have a party
http://www.tannerite.com/
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07-04-06, 10:50 PM #7
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You should still be okay at 10
Just make sure to put your fireworks on something stable. The drunks last night only let the artillery shells fall into our direction once.
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07-04-06, 10:54 PM #8
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ok, if you get drunk enough to try this, let me know. Sparkler Bomb! http://www.dansdata.com/personal/bombpics.htm Yes, there are pics of what it does.
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07-04-06, 10:56 PM #9
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I just set off a ton of fireworks and i'm 4 beers deep. Go for 10.
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07-04-06, 10:57 PM #10
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Guys used to bang finishing nails into the top of fence posts.
Screw sticks of dynamite onto them;
the start out at about 1000 meters and shoot at them.
If you missed then you went to 900 meters, and so on;
great fun.
You really knew if you hit your target.
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07-04-06, 11:55 PM #11
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why stop at ten, i would vote for ten plus.
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07-05-06, 03:52 AM #12
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Go all out brother!!!!
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07-05-06, 06:19 AM #13
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chug a fifth of whiskey and have at it... no matter what happens, it will have to be funny... for a while at least...
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07-05-06, 07:48 AM #14
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I'm afraid of sparklers - I got a spark on my wrist once
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07-05-06, 09:45 AM #15
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07-05-06, 10:41 AM #16
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Back in the day our FD used to put them off on July 4. We would sit at the local lake and take donations all day............and drink beer. At 10pm we set them off. Now you have to realize these were the big ones you have to have an ATF permit for.
Our rule was if you were too drunk to walk to the morters without help then you were too drunk to light them.
Nothing like setting off 5 inch morter when your about a 0.12.
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07-05-06, 10:55 AM #17
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Beer and fireworks
Originally Posted by GarcoDeputy
So far yours is the best sounding idea
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07-05-06, 10:58 AM #18
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fscf, got any fingers left to type with? How were the fireworks?
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07-06-06, 09:56 AM #19
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I definitely would drink at least ten, before even attempting to light fireworks!
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07-06-06, 10:32 AM #20
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Ouch!!!! can you say he now speaks in falsetto Originally Posted by lepdford
I definitely would drink at least ten, before even attempting to light fireworks!
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