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    Some people

    Get a call today from some middle eastern guy saying his hot water heater isn't working, he doesn't know if it's gas or electric, which doesn't help any, because the tech needs to know what he's dealing with before he gets there. Then when I tell him about the $100.00 after hours on demand fee he tells me that they're not going to pay it, because it's our fault the hot water heater isn't working, ok we're clear over here in Nebraska how the hell is it our fault something in Minnesota isn't working? I almost asked him if he tought the 9-11 attacks were our fault as well. He'll get slapped with that charge anyway, I can't waive it.

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    Look, I can do that too:

    Here is a recipe that I have been meaning to try:

    3 pounds stew meat (beef, pork, and/or lamb)
    2 teaspoons peanut oil
    1 1/2 teaspoons kosher salt
    1 (12-ounce) bottle of beer, preferably a medium ale
    1 (16-ounce) container salsa
    30 tortilla chips
    2 chipotle peppers canned in adobo sauce, chopped
    1 tablespoon adobo sauce (from the chipotle peppers in adobo)
    1 tablespoon tomato paste
    1 tablespoon chili powder
    1 teaspoon ground cumin

    Place the meat in a large mixing bowl and toss with the peanut oil and salt. Set aside.
    Heat a 6-quart heavy-bottomed pressure cooker over high heat until hot. Add the meat in 3 or 4 batches and brown on all sides, approximately 2 minutes per batch. Once each batch is browned, place the meat in a clean large bowl.

    Once all of the meat is browned, add the beer to the cooker to deglaze the pot.
    Scrape the browned bits from the bottom of the pot. Add the meat back to the pressure cooker along with the salsa, tortilla chips, chipotle peppers, adobo sauce, tomato paste, chili powder, and ground cumin and stir to combine. Lock the lid in place according to the manufacturer's instructions. When the steam begins to hiss out of the cooker, reduce the heat to low, just enough to maintain a very weak whistle. Cook for 25 minutes. Remove from the heat and carefully release the steam. Serve immediately.

    See --- has nothing to do with LEF.

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    Yeah sometimes people post stuff that has nothing to do with LEF, imagine that! Hope you didn't have a heart attack from the shock of it all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 60259
    Look, I can do that too:

    Here is a recipe that I have been meaning to try:

    3 pounds stew meat (beef, pork, and/or lamb)
    2 teaspoons peanut oil
    1 1/2 teaspoons kosher salt
    1 (12-ounce) bottle of beer, preferably a medium ale
    1 (16-ounce) container salsa
    30 tortilla chips
    2 chipotle peppers canned in adobo sauce, chopped
    1 tablespoon adobo sauce (from the chipotle peppers in adobo)
    1 tablespoon tomato paste
    1 tablespoon chili powder
    1 teaspoon ground cumin

    Place the meat in a large mixing bowl and toss with the peanut oil and salt. Set aside.
    Heat a 6-quart heavy-bottomed pressure cooker over high heat until hot. Add the meat in 3 or 4 batches and brown on all sides, approximately 2 minutes per batch. Once each batch is browned, place the meat in a clean large bowl.

    Once all of the meat is browned, add the beer to the cooker to deglaze the pot.
    Scrape the browned bits from the bottom of the pot. Add the meat back to the pressure cooker along with the salsa, tortilla chips, chipotle peppers, adobo sauce, tomato paste, chili powder, and ground cumin and stir to combine. Lock the lid in place according to the manufacturer's instructions. When the steam begins to hiss out of the cooker, reduce the heat to low, just enough to maintain a very weak whistle. Cook for 25 minutes. Remove from the heat and carefully release the steam. Serve immediately.

    See --- has nothing to do with LEF.
    lol
    hmm that sounds kinda good...
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    The Bears smell the menstration.....
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    Uh, I am so totally one hundred percent f'ing confused.
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
    Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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    Chocolate tacos....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Post#83Chief
    Uh, I am so totally one hundred percent f'ing confused.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fscf3801
    Chocolate tacos....

    PINK tacos are tastier
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reca
    DON"T EAT YELLOW SNOW!
    LMFAO ...yea, you get some rep for that one
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