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    Happy Birthday to....

    Happy Birthday to Me, damnit. Here's the proper song to sing.

    It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
    Doom and gloom and dark despair
    People dying everywhere!
    On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

    It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
    May the candles on your cake
    Burn like cities in your wake.
    On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

    It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
    Your servants steal, your wife's untrue
    Your children plot to murder you
    On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

    It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
    Burn the castle and storm the keep
    Kill the women, but save the sheep
    For your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

    It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
    Birthdays come but once a year
    Marking time as Death draws near
    On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

    It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
    Now you've aged another year
    Now you know that Death is near
    On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

    It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
    Now that you're the age you are
    Your demise cannot be far
    On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

    It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
    Black Death has just struck your town
    You yourself feel quite run-down
    On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

    It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
    Burn, then rape by firelight
    Add _romance_ to life tonight
    On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

    It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
    Indigestion's what you get
    From the enemies you 'et
    On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

    It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
    We love children, yes we do
    Baked or broiled or in a stew
    On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

    It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
    May your deeds with sword and axe
    Equal those with sheep and yaks
    On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

    It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
    This one lesson you must learn
    First you pillage, then you burn
    On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

    It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
    While you eat your birthday stew
    We will loot the town for you,
    On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

    It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
    We brought linen, white as cloud
    The women sit and sew your shroud
    On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

    It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
    Just be glad the friends you've got
    Haven't found out you-know-what
    On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

    It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
    I'm a leper, can't you see
    Have a birthday kiss from me
    On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

    It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
    It's your birthday never fear
    You'll be dead this time next year
    On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

    It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
    So far Death you have bypassed
    Don't look back, he's gaining fast
    On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

    It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
    You must marry very soon
    Baby's due by next full moon
    On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

    It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
    When you've reached this age you know
    That the mind is first to go
    On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
    If anyone wants to send presents, I'll PM you my mailing address.
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    Damnitt ducky! I was about to post birthday wishes but you beat me to the punch! Happy Birthday girly!

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    Thanks, Norm!

    Just went ahead and did it myself. Besides, there's that song that I wanted to share and I'm battling insomnia - it's winning.
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    "...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
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    Happy B-Day!!!
    "We're surrounded. That simplifies the problem."
    Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller, USMC

    If your enemy is secure at all points, be prepared for him. If he is in superior strength, evade him. If your opponent is temperamental, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant. If he is taking his ease, give him no rest. If his forces are united, separate them. If sovereign and subject are in accord, put division between them. Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected.
    - Sun Tzu, the Art of War

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    Happy Birthday!!!

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    so whats you going for your b-day. happy birthday by the way
    MANNNNN.... YOU MUST BE FAST, BECAUSE I WAS HAULIN ASS WHEN I PASSED YOU!

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    Hap,Hap, Happy Birthday.

    Hap, Hap, Happy Birthday.

    Hap, Hap, Happy Birthday,

    To you, to you, to you !
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    Sadly, I've got to be at work in 5 hours. I need sleep
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    "...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
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    Happy Birthday Ducky! Hope it's a good one!
    Never approach a bull by the front, a horse from behind, or an idiot from any direction.

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    Happy Day of Birth!!!!!!!!!
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
    Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
    ~
    On My Watch Tonight - Mike Corrado

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    happy birthday ducky........sorry I didn't know.......could have seen ya in your birthday suite!!! lol
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    I do not have the authority or the permission to post for my Sheriff's Office.



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    Happy B-Day!
    K-9 When the door pops...The bullshit stops!

    Go ahead run...I'll even give you a head start!

    When the public needs help, they call the Police.
    When the Police needs help, they call SWAT.
    When SWAT needs help, they call K-9!

    Duty not Reward

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    Happy birthday, Ducks.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    Happy birthday!
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    Happy Birthday Ducky!!!
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    but now I take a pill for that"

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    Happy b'day, Ducky... make it a good one!

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    Happy Freakin' B-Day Girlie!
    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

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    Thanks guys (and gals!) I'm going to celebrate by yanking the radio out of my car.




    ohhhh, sparkies!!
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    Yay! Radiodectomy complete, and new one installed, works perfectly. Now if I can only figure out how to get my CD out of the old one!
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    "...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
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    Happy Bday I shall watch some Monty Python in your honor...
    Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft. -
    Theodore Roosevelt

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