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    Angry Women!!

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    Nope, I didn't change the oil." Well honey, you asked for the car, you could've at least changed the oil. "Did you tell that bitch back in 1988 she had to change the oil!!" You're right, Big is sorry, he didn't know what he was thinking.
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    So, ah, Big, having women problems, bud? Just a guess.
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    HAHAHA. The same problems are universal.

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    I could write 5 paragraphs on the lovelyness of men.

    Well if you men would rather us women all leave, and you guys start some Brokeback Mountain type of thing, its understandable.
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
    Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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    On My Watch Tonight - Mike Corrado

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    Dayum, Big, thought you were talking about my ex for a minute there.

    Then I realized you were talking about everybody's ex.

    (Notice I said, "EX"! And that is one of the big reasons why she is now an ex.)

    Ahhhhhh, peace and quiet. There's a lot to be said for it.

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    If you don't like women, you can always go gay. And that goes for the lot of you.



    I'm sorry, misogyny pisses me off as much as racism does. Until recently it was legal for a man to beat his wife nearly to death, and I distinctly remember in my state when they finally changed the laws to actually make it illegal for a man to rape his wife. Here's an eye opening site on that very subject. http://www.vawnet.org/DomesticViolen...s/AR_mrape.php

    For the verifieds out there, you know those domestic calls you get that you just cringe over? Where the guy's beaten the absolute shit out of his wife, and you KNOW he did it because she's in the kitchen with bruises all over, but they're both insisting that she ran into a doorknob? That was me. For SEVEN FUCKING YEARS, that was me. So don't FUCKING talk to me about how awful women are. You have no goddamn clue.
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    Usually the hotter the woman, the crazier the woman. That's why for me- it's nothing but ugly chicks!

    And I feel ya, Ducky. I don't believe a woman's place is in the kitchen- I believe it's on the gun range. After all, I may need back up when the blue helmets come.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn2009
    I could write 5 paragraphs on the lovelyness of men.

    Well if you men would rather us women all leave, and you guys start some Brokeback Mountain type of thing, its understandable.




    Now Autumn if you want some Bareback riding
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    Quote Originally Posted by refusetostop



    Now Autumn if you want some Bareback riding

    Sigh.....
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
    Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky
    If you don't like women, you can always go gay. And that goes for the lot of you.
    I LOVE women. Some of my best friends are women. It's just an ex-wife I have a problem with. (Actually HAD a problem with.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by cajunguy
    I LOVE women. Some of my best friends are women. It's just an ex-wife I have a problem with. (Actually HAD a problem with.)

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    I have heard of Wife swapping but do they have ex swapping?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Centurion44
    Usually the hotter the woman, the crazier the woman. That's why for me- it's nothing but ugly chicks!

    That's true, but as it turns out, I think they're all crazy.

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    Last edited by Big Sexy; 09-20-06 at 10:20 AM.
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    Big, you're bitching about women in general as if all women have treated you like shit. And you did mention throwing rocks at the ugly ones. Nice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by refusetostop
    I have heard of Wife swapping but do they have ex swapping?
    No swapping necessary. Take her - she's yours. No charge.

    (Just make sure you have a gooooood set of earplugs.)

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    Last edited by Big Sexy; 09-20-06 at 10:21 AM.
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    Thanks for the wakeup call Big, and I'm sorry. I just have a couple of buttons and that's one of them. You've been reading my posts for over a year now, and you know I'm not the type to be argumentative either. It just hit me at the wrong time in the wrong way. Again, my apologies.
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