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07-22-06, 09:25 PM #1
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Best opening lines to meet women..
Anybody got one other than - Hi, my name is Bond, James Bond...I need one that works for a short, fat, bald, toothless, one eyed friend of mine.
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07-22-06, 09:40 PM #2
Why so serious?
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Originally Posted by Copper13
"When I'm driving along and I see a sign that says, CAUTION: SMALL CHILDREN AHEAD,
I slow down, and then it occurs to me, I'm not afraid of small children"!
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07-22-06, 09:57 PM #3
Don't Tase me bro!
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Perhaps an intro thread first....
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07-22-06, 10:00 PM #4
Why so serious?
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Total Posts: 1 Originally Posted by Iron Man
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Pohlice - duh"When I'm driving along and I see a sign that says, CAUTION: SMALL CHILDREN AHEAD,
I slow down, and then it occurs to me, I'm not afraid of small children"!
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07-22-06, 10:10 PM #5
Today, We are All Hokies
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PM a MOD to get verified since you claim your occupation as police or I see someone visiting the Holding Cell soon
"And don't go home, and don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself. It wouldn't look nice on my highway", Buford T. Justice
#1 Rule in Police: Sometimes its easier to ask Forgiveness than it is to ask Permission
No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes
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07-22-06, 10:17 PM #6
Why so serious?
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"When I'm driving along and I see a sign that says, CAUTION: SMALL CHILDREN AHEAD,
I slow down, and then it occurs to me, I'm not afraid of small children"!
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07-22-06, 10:21 PM #7
yeahrightsurewhatever
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"Hi, I stopped you because your brake light is out" ...always works
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07-22-06, 10:30 PM #8
Why so serious?
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Are you speaking from experiance (as a Cop)? Originally Posted by zap
"When I'm driving along and I see a sign that says, CAUTION: SMALL CHILDREN AHEAD,
I slow down, and then it occurs to me, I'm not afraid of small children"!
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07-23-06, 12:32 AM #9
How did I get here!
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"You fuck for money?"
When I used to be somebody (I'm center top)
"A burning desire for social justice is never a substitute for knowing what you're talking about". -Thomas Sowell-
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07-23-06, 12:35 AM #10
Don't Tase me bro!
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Many a man has found love with that line Sarge!
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07-23-06, 12:58 AM #11
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Nice shoes....
\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q
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07-23-06, 02:06 AM #12
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I'll try that one. Originally Posted by Ducky
"Hey, Ducky, nice shoes."
To be born an Englishman, is to be a winner in the Lottery of Life.
I've Talked the Talk and I've Walked the Walk, now I Sit the Sit!
It's not until you look at an Ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, that you realise just how often they burst into flames for no reason!
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07-23-06, 02:10 AM #13
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There's a follow up line to it, but it's kind of crude.
The full line goes "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
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07-23-06, 02:16 AM #14
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They'd look great under my bed?
To be born an Englishman, is to be a winner in the Lottery of Life.
I've Talked the Talk and I've Walked the Walk, now I Sit the Sit!
It's not until you look at an Ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, that you realise just how often they burst into flames for no reason!
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07-23-06, 02:17 AM #15
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Actually, that's downright polite! Shows a spark of intelligence...
I'm going to go wake hubby up.
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
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07-23-06, 02:20 AM #16
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But of course, I am English, afterall. Originally Posted by Ducky
To be born an Englishman, is to be a winner in the Lottery of Life.
I've Talked the Talk and I've Walked the Walk, now I Sit the Sit!
It's not until you look at an Ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, that you realise just how often they burst into flames for no reason!
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07-23-06, 02:29 AM #17
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Uh, oh... this can't be good. Originally Posted by wcso234
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07-23-06, 03:01 AM #18
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"So, do you date married guys?"
Actually, cancel that! It hasn't worked lately!
Just Kidding!!!
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07-23-06, 03:36 AM #19
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With all this uglyness going for me.......you know I must be good in the sack?
Any Post I make is my opinion only!
I do not have the authority or the permission to post for my Sheriff's Office.
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07-23-06, 05:55 AM #20
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Nice jeans................they'd look great crumpled up on the floor next to my bed.
or.......
Do you perfer bacon or pancakes for breakfast in the morning?
When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!
OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!
The opinions given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are MY PERSONAL OPINIONS and I accept sole responsibility as such
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