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07-29-06, 07:22 PM #1
now that im 35 just wondering how long till my mid life crisis. thanks to 1*girl for cheering up today even though i have to work today got my time due axed." The hardest thing about disarming an armed suspect is not slipping on your own shit "
Michael P. Gordon E.O.W 08 Aug 2004
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07-29-06, 07:36 PM #2GrasshopperVerified LEO
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Happy birthday, bro. Mid-life crisis my ass. No such thing. Just live, love and drink.And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
07-29-06, 07:39 PM #3
Happy birthday! Anyone lined up yet to spank you?
07-29-06, 07:43 PM #4
Happy B-day!When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!
OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!
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07-29-06, 08:34 PM #5
Happy B-Day!K-9 When the door pops...The bullshit stops!
Go ahead run...I'll even give you a head start!
When the public needs help, they call the Police.
When the Police needs help, they call SWAT.
When SWAT needs help, they call K-9!
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07-29-06, 09:12 PM #6
Happy birthday!Former member of the LNC
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07-29-06, 09:35 PM #71*girl Guest
You're welcome!!! I feel your pain, I worked my birthday, too.
07-29-06, 10:48 PM #8
Wishing you a happy b'day, bird1... make it a good one!
07-30-06, 12:12 AM #9
Happy belated Birthday to you!
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
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07-30-06, 02:59 AM #10
Happy b-day toots!Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
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or otherwise distort statements of fact.FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley
07-30-06, 03:30 AM #11Master OfficerVerified LEO
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07-30-06, 04:10 AM #12
Happy Birthday. You can't have a mid life crisis, until you know when you're going to die and by then it's too late.To be born an Englishman, is to be a winner in the Lottery of Life.
I've Talked the Talk and I've Walked the Walk, now I Sit the Sit!
It's not until you look at an Ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, that you realise just how often they burst into flames for no reason!
07-30-06, 11:35 AM #13
Hope ya had a happy bday!! Get a tattoo, that'll help the mid life crap!!!!
07-30-06, 02:38 PM #14Originally Posted by Growler
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