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    Talking Well it's offical!!!!



    Donations are more than welcome along with gifts!!!! Our honeymoon will be held in Jamica for all who are interested!!!!

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    This, is not a surprise to me. It actually answers a lot of questions.

    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

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    Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Warrior!

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    Leave it to a bean eater to spell "newlyweds" wrong.

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    Now we know what the donations are for. But which one of them is expecting?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky
    Now we know what the donations are for. But which one of them is expecting?

    Probably fscf............ I hear he's submissive. Right, Brad?

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    You'll have to ask Chris2001 about that

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    if this keeps going im going to be forced to lock this thread!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Reca
    if this keeps going im going to be forced to lock this thread!



    Oh heavens please!!!!!!! Don't do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    If there was only some way I could unlock it if that happened.

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    "If anything worthwhile comes of this tragedy, it should be the realization by every citizen that often the only thing that stands between them and losing everything they hold dear... is the man wearing a badge." -- Ronald Reagan, in the wake of the deaths of 4 CHP troopers in the Newhall Incident, 1970

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    Quote Originally Posted by LawEnforcementForums
    Leave it to a bean eater to spell "newlyweds" wrong.
    better we eat beans than nuts like you do!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony
    better we eat beans than nuts like you do!
    Don't make me bring out the SPAM in your white ass! - Carlos Mencia


    "If anything worthwhile comes of this tragedy, it should be the realization by every citizen that often the only thing that stands between them and losing everything they hold dear... is the man wearing a badge." -- Ronald Reagan, in the wake of the deaths of 4 CHP troopers in the Newhall Incident, 1970

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    Quote Originally Posted by fscf3801
    Our honeymoon will be held in Jamica for all who are interested!!!!
    Dude, is that the kind of offer it sounds like? Better get a King-Size bed if you put an offer like that to these guys

    Congradulations!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LawEnforcementForums


    BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    you'll need these

    The Rules for Gay Marriage

    1. On the day of a gay wedding,
    it's bad luck for the two grooms to see each other at the gym.

    2. Superstition suggests that for good luck
    the couple should have:
    Something bold, something flirty, something trashy, something dirty.

    3. It's customary at gay and lesbian nuptials for the parents to
    have an open bar during the entire ceremony.

    4. Gay wedding tradition dictates that both grooms refrain from
    eating any of the wedding cake because it's all carbs and sugar.

    5. It's considered bad luck for either of the grooms
    to have dated the priest.

    6. During the first dance, it's considered unlucky to use glow
    sticks, flags, whistles or hand held lasers.

    7. For good luck at the union of a drag queen, the bouquet is
    always thrown in the face of a hated rival.

    8. The reception hall must have a disco ball and at least 1 go-go dancer.

    9. The wedding singer is not allowed to play/sing
    Let's Hear It for the Boy, It's Raining Men or I Will Survive.

    10. The father of the Bottom pays for everything
    Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.

    Do not puff, shade, skew, tailor, firm up, stretch, massage,
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    I have that vomit taste in my mouth.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    fscf3801,

    It won't help. I am still cancelling your Visa, and deporting you back to Mexico. Nice try amigo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by conalabu
    I have that vomit taste in my mouth.
    I told you, never kiss Tony, especially with tongue, when he has been drinking heavily the night before.

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    Congadulations Boys.....Lets all hope the children look NOTHING like the two of you.
    "An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper


    Some people are meant to be the police......Some people are meant to call the police!!!

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