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    DLEFDAL and 1*Girl's make-out room

    Ladies and gentlemen of this fine forum. I am here to humbly request money. 1*girl and I have decided to elope.

    In order for us to do this, we first need to meet. I know this sounds odd and quick paced, but it was her idea and I think I'll go with it.

    Please provide funds for her to fly out to California so she could fall in love with me all over again.

    ...........and so she can meet in person. The experience is somewhat lost online.

    Please pm me with the amount you can donate and I will tell you where to send it.

    Thank you for your support and...........................
    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

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    Roflmao!!!


    MY idea?! You started it!

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    I can't help that you fell in love with me......

    said that you wanted to come and see me. Or....are you like Katie and telling things that aren't true?

    Don't break my heart!!!!!!!

    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

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    *siiigh*

    Fine. If I still get half of the money. Oh and njpd's gonna be a tad unhappy when he gets back...

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    I will give you $ 5.00 just to shut up!

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    No money.

    Hmmph... not giving the rest of the LEF chicks a chance.
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
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    *snaps the 5 from Reca's hand*

    Thank you my good friend! I can get my eat on at some nasty fast food joint now.

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    If you stay with dlefdal that is the only way you will be eating out!


    My question is this. HOW desperate are you 1*girl to meet a man who can not even pay for you to meet him.

    I guess Im old fashion or maybe it is because I have been married for 9 years. When I was courting my wife I went all out for her! I wanted her to see how good she would have it with me.

    Now if you go with dlefdal who is trying to raise money becuase he is too damn cheap to buy a $300.00 plane ticket. That tells me that His idea of a date will be going to a fast food joint and sharing a Liter of Cola

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    Lol liter of cola....

    It's because I don't like airplanes. I also told him the batteries for my broomstick are dead, so the only other way out there is to drive.

    But you're right...he does seem to be a bit of a cheapskate...men...

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    I stand by my last comment!

    maybe if you are lucky when you get there he will walk you to the drive-in, sneak in and try to sit close enough to someone elses car so that you can hear the words!

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    Lol I should only be so lucky!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reca
    If you stay with dlefdal that is the only way you will be eating out!

    ummm...

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    Can't trust those guys from the west coast. They aren't stable enough for the long term relationships.
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    They don't seem to approve of women farting either, conalabu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reca
    If you stay with dlefdal that is the only way you will be eating out!


    My question is this. HOW desperate are you 1*girl to meet a man who can not even pay for you to meet him.

    I guess Im old fashion or maybe it is because I have been married for 9 years. When I was courting my wife I went all out for her! I wanted her to see how good she would have it with me.

    Now if you go with dlefdal who is trying to raise money becuase he is too damn cheap to buy a $300.00 plane ticket. That tells me that His idea of a date will be going to a fast food joint and sharing a Liter of Cola

    Going all out for her? Come on Reca. All you did was walk into her home room, slip her teacher a ten spot and take her out to the monkey bars to show her a good time.

    The only way you probably ever met her anyways was that you were driving around the middle school with a tootsie roll pop tied to a string and hanging out of the car.

    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

    The opinions given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are MY PERSONAL OPINIONS and I accept sole responsibility as such

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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn2009
    No money.

    Hmmph... not giving the rest of the LEF chicks a chance.
    Honey, don't hate the playa, hate the game.

    I gave you every chance in the world. You told me that you would get too attached to me too quickly and that you couldn't handle being with a man that would treat you so good.

    You also told me that your current boyfriend, the 15-year-old "landscaper" wouldn't know how to live without you.

    I still could be with you, but you have to let go of your overpwoering lust.

    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

    The opinions given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are MY PERSONAL OPINIONS and I accept sole responsibility as such

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reca
    I will give you $ 5.00 just to shut up!
    That's as much as your broke ass can afford! Face it, your wife totally paid for everything when you guys were going out.

    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

    The opinions given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are MY PERSONAL OPINIONS and I accept sole responsibility as such

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1*girl
    It's because I don't like airplanes. I also told him the batteries for my broomstick are dead
    What is there not to like about airplanes??? They go fast and makes lots of noise to cover up dlefdal's conversations. That's good enough for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlefdal
    Honey, don't hate the playa, hate the game.

    I gave you every chance in the world. You told me that you would get too attached to me too quickly and that you couldn't handle being with a man that would treat you so good.

    You also told me that your current boyfriend, the 15-year-old "landscaper" wouldn't know how to live without you.

    I still could be with you, but you have to let go of your overpwoering lust.

    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
    Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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    On My Watch Tonight - Mike Corrado

 

 
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