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    The Auto Flatterer

    http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html

    Click the link, enter your name....and enjoy.
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    LMAO!
    That was quite an ego booster. I really don't know if I can get my big head through the door now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmur5074
    http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html

    Click the link, enter your name....and enjoy.

    I think i just fell in love with myself
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    Wow, who needs med's for depression when you've got something like this...

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    I get told that stuff all the time. How do we make it say something new?

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    I typed in " brad "
    and the response was fuck you

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    Hey I really needed the boost of confidence today... I'll have to remember to bookmark that page. lol
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    Wow, that made my life! Lol.
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    I've never been lied to so much, in such a short time, in my life

    When a damn computer tells me it loves me, I expect sex!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie
    I've never been lied to so much, in such a short time, in my life

    When a damn computer tells me it loves me, I expect sex!!!
    Wouldn't that be the deffinition of Cyber Sex???


    When I entered my name it said it was currently out of order and to call the Mental Health Hotline for assistance. Whats that about???
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    Ok I fixed the link - It doesn't lie anymore.
    Everyone must be re-flattered!!!


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    Hey it wasn't down this time, and I feel alot better!!! Thanks TXCharlie I needed that pick me up.
    "An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper


    Some people are meant to be the police......Some people are meant to call the police!!!

    "Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell where they already have it."
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    Not all Muslims are Terrorists, but all Terrorists are Muslim.
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    Well I was going to post that I didn't need it since Ducky tells me stuff like that all the time.........But after the second one...........

    Nahhhh, I'll go ahead and say it anyways............

 

 

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