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08-17-06, 09:06 AM #1
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Camel Toe Stories
Anyone who has been to Iraq can probably identify with some of these stories about Camel Spiders. Really funny and scary at the same time.
http://www.camelspiders.net/camel-spider.htm
Picture of two spiders
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Holy shit - Don't none of y'all bring these things back to Texas with you!!!
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08-17-06, 09:57 AM #3
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Why hell boy, them things would be just the right size for Texas.
Originally Posted by TXCharlie
Holy shit - Don't none of y'all bring these things back to Texas with you!!!
Been there, seen them, left them alone.
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between you
and all the money in the world.
And no you can't have any.
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08-17-06, 10:16 AM #4
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I hate spiders with a passion!!! I just looked at that picture and ewww...I'd open fire on that thing! lol
It is better to be tried by 12, than carried by 6.
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08-17-06, 10:25 AM #5
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Originally Posted by kdm0409
Use a 12 gauge, they’re big, fast, and ugly.
We are the thin blue line
between you
and all the money in the world.
And no you can't have any.
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08-17-06, 10:51 AM #6
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Ohh camel spiders? Sorry I though you said camel toe.
My bad.
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08-17-06, 11:11 AM #7
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If I saw that I'd probably just die.
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I'd end up shooting the thing. I'm terrified of spiders.
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hahaha... I just saw my original thread name has a new twist
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08-17-06, 02:08 PM #10
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Originally Posted by Virginian
hahaha... I just saw my original thread name has a new twist
lol, I just noticed it too... Hmmm wonder who would have done something like that... Gotta love it!
It is better to be tried by 12, than carried by 6.
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Bet it gets a darn sight more views,if I had seen spider I wouldn't have looked. Originally Posted by Virginian
hahaha... I just saw my original thread name has a new twist
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Originally Posted by Growler
Ohh camel spiders? Sorry I though you said camel toe.
My bad.
Me too! Imagine my dissappointment!
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It's still a spider with 5-6 inch leg span. Read: Big Effing Spider. Originally Posted by Centurion44
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I think I'll call him George.
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I wish ya'll would stop with the pictures and crap of these things... I freakin hate spiders!!!! lol I showed that picture to one of my trooper friends and he laughed at my reaction!! AHHH!!! lol
It is better to be tried by 12, than carried by 6.
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i will hug him and squeeze him and love him alll over Originally Posted by PDawg
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Originally Posted by Virginian
Ha ha I was afraid to open it at first... I can handle that, it didn't freak me out. lolIt is better to be tried by 12, than carried by 6.
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played with them when i was in big sandy
. spiders that is. good entertainment value when you got nothing else. 9 months of desert will drive you crazy.
had one fellow woke up with one sitting on his manhood.
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