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    Camel Toe Stories

    Anyone who has been to Iraq can probably identify with some of these stories about Camel Spiders. Really funny and scary at the same time.

    http://www.camelspiders.net/camel-spider.htm


    Picture of two spiders

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    Holy shit - Don't none of y'all bring these things back to Texas with you!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie
    Holy shit - Don't none of y'all bring these things back to Texas with you!!!
    Why hell boy, them things would be just the right size for Texas.


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    I hate spiders with a passion!!! I just looked at that picture and ewww...I'd open fire on that thing! lol
    It is better to be tried by 12, than carried by 6.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kdm0409
    I hate spiders with a passion!!! I just looked at that picture and ewww...I'd open fire on that thing! lol

    Use a 12 gauge, theyíre big, fast, and ugly.

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    Ohh camel spiders? Sorry I though you said camel toe.

    My bad.

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    If I saw that I'd probably just die.
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    I'd end up shooting the thing. I'm terrified of spiders.

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    hahaha... I just saw my original thread name has a new twist

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virginian
    hahaha... I just saw my original thread name has a new twist

    lol, I just noticed it too... Hmmm wonder who would have done something like that... Gotta love it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virginian
    hahaha... I just saw my original thread name has a new twist
    Bet it gets a darn sight more views,if I had seen spider I wouldn't have looked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Growler
    Ohh camel spiders? Sorry I though you said camel toe.

    My bad.

    Me too! Imagine my dissappointment!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Centurion44
    It's still a spider with 5-6 inch leg span. Read: Big Effing Spider.
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    I think I'll call him George.
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    I wish ya'll would stop with the pictures and crap of these things... I freakin hate spiders!!!! lol I showed that picture to one of my trooper friends and he laughed at my reaction!! AHHH!!! lol
    It is better to be tried by 12, than carried by 6.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PDawg
    I think I'll call him George.
    i will hug him and squeeze him and love him alll over
    http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl

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    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
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    An old skid road
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    While waves wrapped
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    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
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    The sun turn tail and
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virginian

    Ha ha I was afraid to open it at first... I can handle that, it didn't freak me out. lol
    It is better to be tried by 12, than carried by 6.
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    played with them when i was in big sandy . spiders that is. good entertainment value when you got nothing else. 9 months of desert will drive you crazy. had one fellow woke up with one sitting on his manhood.
    Last edited by JLK; 08-17-06 at 09:16 PM.


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