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    Southern Family Reunions

    Ok, now that I've gotten your attention with THAT as a topic ....

    Guys, Ducky and I have to go to a Family Reunion this weekend. Its Duckys side of the family and I have to admit that I'm looking at this with a little hesitation. The last family reunion I went to was with my Ex-wife and I remember being there only for about ten minutes, I was just going over to the buffet table, when I got a Scathing "talk to" from an elderly lady for about 20 minutes who thought I was crashing the reunion. She never asked me if I was a member of the "family" nor did she ask if I had been invited to it. Finally I was saved by my Ex when she came over and told her Great Aunt that I was her husband and that I belonged there. Maybe it was just that my Ex's family was a little looney or maybe it was the fact that I chose to wear a Metallica T-shirt that day I don't know... LOL!!
    Either way, I hope I make a good Impression this weekend....

    And NO guys, I'm NOT going looking for a new wife!!!

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    You married into the nutty family so live with it .
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    Quote Originally Posted by chris2001
    You married into the nutty family so live with it .

    This branch is half redneck, half Charlestonian Old Money. Should be an interesting mix.

    Plus, I've already attended a funeral on Mr Ducky's side of the family. That counts as a family reunion in Alabama.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky

    This branch is half redneck, half Charlestonian Old Money. Should be an interesting mix.

    As a 4 year resident of Charleston let me add that the Old Money half is by far the more scary of the two.
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    People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

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    play with your food and mention how this donut looks like a shrimp....


    the chahhlston folk ay? i lived in charlston for 2 years just after hugo.. oh what fun...
    hmm slip out and go to the flea market lol...

    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion



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