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    The Helicopter

    A Waterloo teenager was sentenced to 60 days in custody yesterday after admitting in a Guelph court he tried to hit two other boys at a youth treatment centre in the face with his penis.
    It's a manoeuvre known around the facility as "a helicopter."
    The 16-year-old had been charged with two counts of sexual assault, but pleaded guilty to the reduced charges of common assault.
    Last Dec. 19, the two victims were lying on their beds at the Portage centre near Elora when the teen came in. He removed his penis from his pants and, while holding it, tried to strike the victims. He did not make contact with either boy.
    Defence counsel Terence MacKean said one of the victims told police helicopters "are a normal thing" at the treatment centre, and reported the accused was laughing during the incident.
    Crown attorney Jocelyn Speyer called the teen's conduct "quite disturbing," and suggested a jail term of three months given the boy's criminal record, which includes entries for threats and assault with a weapon.
    Justice David Carr said despite evidence helicopters are common, "it's degrading to those it's directed toward."

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    havent boys been doing that helicopter thing forever?
    i used to hear of it in camp when i was like 12
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    or is it just me?
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    I've heard of teabagging, but never helicopters. Sounds a bit too on the fruity side to happen often, I would imagine. I can tell you it wouldn't happen more than once to me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virginian
    I've heard of teabagging, but never helicopters. Sounds a bit too on the fruity side to happen often, I would imagine. I can tell you it wouldn't happen more than once to me
    yeah cuz tony's shlong would knock yer noggin out
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    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

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    It said he tried to hit them.....meaning it was too small to even touch another, lol
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    I did a helicopter in the chinese restaurant at lunch today. I wiped out the entire nonsmoking section

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virginian
    I did a helicopter in the chinese restaurant at lunch today. I wiped out the entire nonsmoking section
    If it smelled worse, you'd have been able to take out the smoking section too




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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling
    havent boys been doing that helicopter thing forever?
    i used to hear of it in camp when i was like 12
    lol
    or is it just me?
    Its just you............i have never heard of such a thing. Im am sorry that happened to you at camp though
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    Quote Originally Posted by wcso234
    Its just you............i have never heard of such a thing. Im am sorry that happened to you at camp though
    LOL not me..im a girl...

    i thought i heard that boys did that on the otherside of the pond at camp
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    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
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    To his world of illusion

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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling
    LOL not me..im a girl...

    i thought i heard that boys did that on the otherside of the pond at camp
    .... and one time, at band camp....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky
    .... and one time, at band camp....
    you know that was funny...

    on this topic.. it just seems like something boys would do... stupid as it sounds... they do everything else crazy and messed up to eachother.. i just found it funny this was such a possible shocker...
    and ROFLMAO.. he attempted to ... it wasnt big enough.. omg that alone should have let him walk free
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

 

 

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