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08-21-06, 08:39 PM #1
How to hug a baby!
ATTENTION ALL DOGS!!!
THE FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW:
Instructions for properly hugging a baby.
1. First, spy a baby.
2.Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process. **Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw slide" easier.
4. The "paw slide" - Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best photo quality.
Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life.
Good luck to all of you!
Capt. D. Larimore
NTISF Gang Unit
08-21-06, 08:42 PM #21*girl Guest
LOL that is too cute!
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08-21-06, 09:46 PM #4
omg that is SOOOOOOOOOO adorablehttp://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
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08-21-06, 09:57 PM #5
Cute and adorable? You bet! But this makes me wanna hug a dog! mainedawg, where are you? CB2 needs a hug! Woof... woof!
08-22-06, 12:54 AM #6
That's got to be a mastiff of some sort.. I want!!\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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08-22-06, 01:07 AM #7
Awwww so sweet!!**********************
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08-22-06, 11:12 AM #8CopsRCool302 Guest
awwwwww cute baby, thats a awsome Photo! I want one more baby, Im getting the wife drunk tonight hahaahah...
08-22-06, 11:31 AM #9
almost makes me want a child.....Almost!! ha ha ha"An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
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08-22-06, 11:36 AM #10
I would like the dog, not the baby....Any Post I make is my opinion only!
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08-22-06, 01:08 PM #11
Awwwwwwww too cute! That baby has a new bodyguard forever!
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