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    How to hug a baby!

    ATTENTION ALL DOGS!!!
    THE FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW:

    Instructions for properly hugging a baby.
    1. First, spy a baby.

    2.Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.

    3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process. **Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw slide" easier.

    4. The "paw slide" - Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.

    5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best photo quality.

    Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life.
    Good luck to all of you!

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    LOL that is too cute!

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    Awwwww!

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    omg that is SOOOOOOOOOO adorable
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Cute and adorable? You bet! But this makes me wanna hug a dog! mainedawg, where are you? CB2 needs a hug! Woof... woof!

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    That's got to be a mastiff of some sort.. I want!!
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    Awwww so sweet!!
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    but now I take a pill for that"

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    awwwwww cute baby, thats a awsome Photo! I want one more baby, Im getting the wife drunk tonight hahaahah...

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    almost makes me want a child.....Almost!! ha ha ha
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    I would like the dog, not the baby....
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    Awwwwwwww too cute! That baby has a new bodyguard forever!

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