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08-22-06, 08:03 PM #1
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Girls!
Alright, it's time to set the record straight!
1*girl, Autumn and a few other of the ladies know exactly how I feel about this matter. It is very important to me and it is also important to the other males on this planet.
It is important that you listen to me closely and that there be no arguing or debating. Here it goes.......................... .....
GIRLS DON'T POOP, FART OR SMELL BAD! The end. No if's, ands or butts. They don't do it. They don't do it because, they can't do it. They don't have the ability.
In the world that I live in (and I'm not the only one) girls always smell like they just got out of the shower, they never pass gas or poop. Very simple.
I don't need some women on here to tell me that I'm wrong or that I'm living in a fantasy world. I like the world that I live in and it makes me happy.
Just setting the record straight. Carry on.
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08-22-06, 08:04 PM #2
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Looks like you've been spending too much time with that blow up doll of yours.
There’s a promise I need you to make
While I’m gone you take care of the love
And I’ll deal with the hate.
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08-22-06, 08:05 PM #3
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Dont you know fast food makes fine bitches fart?
(Jay from Jay and silent Bob strike back)
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08-22-06, 08:06 PM #4
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McDonalds hot chocolate, wicked stuff
Originally Posted by Norm357
Dont you know fast food makes fine bitches fart?
(Jay from Jay and silent Bob strike back)
There’s a promise I need you to make
While I’m gone you take care of the love
And I’ll deal with the hate.
Don’t worry about me; I’ll be all right
Just care for your children and sleep tight
I’ll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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08-22-06, 08:06 PM #5
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Yeah, ummm OK.....whatever you say
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08-22-06, 08:08 PM #6
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THAT'S ENOUGH Originally Posted by Autumn2009
McDonalds hot chocolate, wicked stuff
(no smiley)When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!
OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!
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08-22-06, 08:09 PM #7
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Originally Posted by Autumn2009
Looks like you've been spending too much time with that blow up doll of yours.
Smells like latex, not like she just got out of the shower. Doesn't do it for me.
When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!
OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!
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08-22-06, 08:29 PM #8
the gene pool could use a little chlorine
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here are some links for you.... its ok if you didnt have a mommy lol
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/192...232912?ie=UTF8
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/091...232912?ie=UTF8
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/069...232912?ie=UTF8 i personally think the search inside section is a really funny thought LOL...http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
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Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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08-22-06, 08:35 PM #9
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Originally Posted by gozling
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Poor dlefdal
I take full responsibility for starting all this.
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08-22-06, 09:23 PM #10
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08-22-06, 09:30 PM #11
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We fart, we just don't generally administer Dutch Ovens. We could, but we don't.
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08-22-06, 09:50 PM #12
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We pass gas.
Or, as my Grandpa would say, "Did you hear that buck snort?!"Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
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08-22-06, 10:03 PM #13
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My dad insisted there must've been a mouse under my chair... one built to government specs.
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08-22-06, 10:42 PM #14
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Dlefdal- someone trained you really really well! Congrats!
Another thing that can get you out of dangerous situations are those darn barking spiders. Blast them!!!
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dlefdal,
If you are going to continue your career in law enforcement....you really shouldn't smoke the crack dude!K-9 When the door pops...The bullshit stops!
Go ahead run...I'll even give you a head start!
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08-23-06, 06:05 AM #16
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Blame it on #1girl,ever since he fell in lust with her its' been all down hill. Originally Posted by lepdford
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08-23-06, 08:21 AM #17
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My dad used to say it was the floor squeak or barking spiders. I knew those things were rough lol.
It is better to be tried by 12, than carried by 6.
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08-23-06, 08:51 AM #18
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so its not really spiders??
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lol, sorry Bigdawg, but no it's not spiders. But maybe that is the reason I hate spiders lol.
It is better to be tried by 12, than carried by 6.
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08-23-06, 12:29 PM #20
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Wow this is gotta be the most useless thread its almost as bad as brads what kind of underwear do you have on....
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