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    Arrow Happy birthday Autumn2009

    Happy birthday to you;

    Happy birth day to you...

    happy....shit...I forget the words...

    anyway...happy Bday...*real or otherwise*

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    Hapy birthday to you......
    You live in a zoo............
    You look like a monkey.....
    and you smell like one too........

    HAPPY B-DAY GIRLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Here's your first present....................... ..
    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

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    Hehe, thanks guys. Just got home from work. Actually had a fun night, good birthday gift.
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
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    Happy birthday.... am I imagining it says 19!

    I guess I have to use my walker to get to my rocking chair


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    Happy Birthday, O protector of the boating public!!!

    Just a couple of years now till Police Academy?

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    Happy Birthday! and many more to come

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    19! Holy Crap, I have socks older than you! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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    She was only 19, only 19.........happy b-day
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    Yeah, now she's too OLD for Cona!

    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlefdal
    Yeah, now she's too OLD for Cona!

    HaHa
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
    Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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    Happy B-day!

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    Does this mean that we get to see you in your birthday suit?
    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlefdal
    Does this mean that we get to see you in your birthday suit?

    I had a feeling that joke was coming...........

    Happy Birthday! I hope you have a wonderful day.

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    Happy Happy Birthday!!
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    Happy b'day, Autumn!

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    Happy Birthday and many many more From A NEWBIE
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    Quote Originally Posted by dlefdal
    Does this mean that we get to see you in your birthday suit?
    You're not invited.
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
    Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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    On My Watch Tonight - Mike Corrado

 

 
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