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    I wanted a western cheeseburger!!

    I don't know if this has made it here before or not.

    I guess now we know Dispatchers don't give us EVERY dumbass call that comes in.

    http://www.break.com/index/burger_king_911.html
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    Nope, not all of them!

    I was training a deputy for light duty calltaking, and he said one night: "I had NO idea you had to deal with this much crap!"
    Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.

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    *speechless* I wish my dispatchers would handle calls like that more often. I would probably actually get sent to this call.

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    i quess she cant have it your way at bk
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    Quote Originally Posted by dlefdal
    *speechless* I wish my dispatchers would handle calls like that more often. I would probably actually get sent to this call.

    I know I would. Most of our dispatchers have no spine, and if they attempt to show any spine, it's ripped out of them.

    Although I have to admit, I'd love to have gone to a call like that. That's one of them calls, before I even got there, I knew I'd get another piece of paper in my file because of it.
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    By our policy, our communicators would have to send us that call. That's when I when I would have to tell them how stupid they are and take the complaint.

    A F@%^%&! cheeseburger. Just when you think people can't get any more dumb............

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    I have to admit - I kinda like voicing these calls - it's the kind you can kinda allow disgust/sarcasm to bleed through.
    Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lesta311
    A F@%^%&! cheeseburger. Just when you think people can't get any more dumb............
    Takes the meaning of TO SERVE AND PROTECT to a whole new level!

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    What a bl***ing idiot. I woulda laughed at that one, on the phone with her.
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    Dude, I would have loved to get that call. I love shoving it down stuffy soccer moms throats when they deserve it. Luckily I work someplace where I won't automatically draw a complaint for it.
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    Well, we also have a penal code for 911 abuse, just in case!

    We also pull the non-emergency number card - advising them that as it's a civil situation, they can call the non-emergency number if they want a deputy.

    Most people just want to vent.
    Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.

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