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    Talking What's The Funniest Name You've Ever Had on a Suspect?

    Be it traffic stops, transients, or any type of contact...........what is the funniest name ever in your job? I had a traffic stop once where the dude's name was Harry Balliker. I tried to run him for warrants three times and couldn't do it. The second officer on scene tried it twice. The third officer tried it twice. We finally had to do it over the cell phone because we were all laughing to hard to do it on the radio. Poor guy must've had a rough childhood or just sick parents. Only thing worse I can think of is a girl I dated in high school: Her name was Kelly Dick........Her mom's name was ANITA!

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    OK, you asked for it. We had a clown we dealt with years ago whose name was - - - are y'all ready for this one? DELICIOUS PETERS!

    Honest injun. I think everybody kept this guy's d/l number handy so we could jack with new dispatchers. Every time we got a new dispatcher, someone would call in a driver's license check by his number, and wait to hear the newbie stumble trying to give the info back to us over the radio.

    Of course we usually did that on night shift when there was less chance of the brass being on the air. Always got some major laughs out of that one.

    Of course, eventually the comm supervisors got tired of it and ratted us out. Oh, well, we had fun with it for a while.

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    Asian gentleman, Fuk Yu. As I was reading his ID, his wife was laughing. Without me saying anything, she blurts out "that's really his name, funny huh?"

    My response, "Have a nice day, sir." Poor bastard.

    "Stupid should hurt."

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    Last name was "Pussie"

    Pronounced all french like with an umlaut or whatever over the "e" (Ex: pussay)

    I actually never dealt with her. But it's a well known name across the state believe it or not.
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    FSCF and I work with a (Female name) Getsoff. We also worked with a Hiscock.

    I once worked with "M.Bacile," he changed his nameplate after the first time I met him to include his middle initial. I also worked with P.Moore.

    "Stupid should hurt."

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    Stopped a guy once, name is Harrold (Harry) Dick. I have seen the last name a few times over the years, but why would anyone name thier kid Harry Dick?

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    I dealt with a guy a few days ago by the name of Dick Chaney.
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    Remember who you are, and where you came from. That way you never get a big head.


    May those that lost their lives in 9-11 RIP, for the things you did not many could do. You left so many behind so that you could save so few. For now we stand strong as one, and will not look back till the fight is done. (me)

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    FSCF and I were talking to a dude from Sri Lanka. His name was only about 35 letters long with the first 4 being P-O-O-P (Poopalosomathanaman or something like that.)

    FSCF says to him, Sir do you mind if we call you Poop?

    Of course the guy is like, "Oh yes sir, yes sir, thank you sir."

    FSCF: Ok then, Poop, what's in your trailer.....


    THe whole fucking conversation he was calling him POOP. I had to leave.
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    I heard a BOLO go out one time for a "Richard Head.....but he answers to Dick."
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    I've had:

    Lemonjello. ( Project folks try to say it with a hint of French). His mother loves lemon jello.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 60259
    FSCF and I were talking to a dude from Sri Lanka. His name was only about 35 letters long with the first 4 being P-O-O-P (Poopalosomathanaman or something like that.)

    FSCF says to him, Sir do you mind if we call you Poop?

    Of course the guy is like, "Oh yes sir, yes sir, thank you sir."

    FSCF: Ok then, Poop, what's in your trailer.....


    THe whole fucking conversation he was calling him POOP. I had to leave.
    Hey I called him MR. POOP, get it right!!! I really don't know how I kept straight face for that one


    Ok I have also had RAMAMANDEEP Singh, and DILBAG Balkar

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    I dated a girl one time who I saw years later after she was married. Her married name was Titsworth.
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    Shakira Streetwalken.

    Yikes! I felt for the chick.
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    While Iím gone you take care of the love
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    We have a professor at the University I work at named Ding Do. Oh and my grandpa had a cousin named Nick Knock. Kinda off topic cuz I haven't arrested either of them, but they are funny names nonetheless
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    There was a guy in our county arrested sixpack flyingeagle, not too funny but yet it kinda is


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    my first fto was telling me about an individual he came in contact with on a traffic stop, shithead (shi thead is how pronounced it). i thought he was messing with me. then we were talking about it another time and an officer came up and said he stop shithead the other day and no one believed him. it keep a list of names i come across. had a orangejello. lot of the names i have no idea how to pronounce. maybe that is why everyone has a nickname.


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    I can't believe I forgot to mention this guy....

    Draconis Fourtwenty

    He changed his name a couple years ago....

    he was my first foot pursuit....well....sorta. I pulled up and he was standing there.
    Here are a few articles about him....he's become a celebrity in town...

    Name Change
    http://www.winonadailynews.com/artic...ws/3news28.txt
    Foot Pursuit
    http://www.winonadailynews.com/artic.../02chase31.txt
    Escape from custody
    http://www.winonadailynews.com/artic...s/06inmate.txt
    Police Blotter - domestic assault
    http://www.winonadailynews.com/artic...e/15police.txt
    Police Blotter - Fleeing
    http://www.winonadailynews.com/artic...police0901.txt
    No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13

    "The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".

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