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Thread: Inner Peace.
09-04-06, 10:34 PM #1
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could use more calm in our lives.
By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace was to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and before leaving the house this morning I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of the Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, a bag of Doritos and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
09-04-06, 10:35 PM #2
Bwhahahahaa, thats awesome!Thereís a promise I need you to make
While Iím gone you take care of the love
And Iíll deal with the hate.
Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
Just care for your children and sleep tight
Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
On My Watch Tonight - Mike Corrado
09-04-06, 10:37 PM #3
Dr. Phil would be proud!
09-04-06, 10:40 PM #4
Very funny stuff
When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!
OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!
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09-05-06, 12:11 AM #5
Let's see, it's a bad idea to finish a bottle of Vicodin, isn't it?
Yeah, I'd hate to have Mr Ducky post THAT news. So, I'll stick with the half gallon of Breyers.\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
09-05-06, 04:21 AM #6
Thanks, I needed a good laugh.
"Stupid should hurt."
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