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    Inner Peace.

    I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could use more calm in our lives.

    By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace was to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and before leaving the house this morning I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of the Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, a bag of Doritos and a box of chocolates.

    You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

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    Bwhahahahaa, thats awesome!
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
    Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
    ~
    On My Watch Tonight - Mike Corrado

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    Dr. Phil would be proud!

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    Very funny stuff

    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

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    Let's see, it's a bad idea to finish a bottle of Vicodin, isn't it?

    Yeah, I'd hate to have Mr Ducky post THAT news. So, I'll stick with the half gallon of Breyers.
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    Thanks, I needed a good laugh.

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