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    The Mexican Restaurant

    Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. Sid
    asked Al, "Are there any people of our faith born and raised in Mexico?" Al
    replied, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."

    When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"
    and the waiter said, "I don't know Senor, I'll ask the cooks." He returned
    from the kitchen in a few minutes and said "No sir, no Mexican Jews."

    Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, "Are you absolutely
    sure?" The waiter, realizing he was dealing with "Gringos" gave the expected
    answer, "I will check again,Senor!" and went back into the kitchen.

    While the waiter was away, Sid said, "I find it hard to believe that
    there are no Jews in Mexico, Our people are scattered everywhere."

    The waiter returned and said "Senor, the head cook said there is no
    Mexican Jews." "Are you certain?" Al asked once again. "I can't believe
    there are no Mexican Jews!"

    "Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replied the exasperated waiter, "All we have
    is Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews, and Grape Jews."

    "Stupid should hurt."

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    NICE!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fscf3801
    NICE!!!!!

    Grumpy sent me that in my home email.

    "Stupid should hurt."

 

 

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