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    Where in the world is Ducky NOW???

    OK, last week I was in Alabama, then a couple days in Atlanta early this week. Now, I'm in Orlando, FL. And you know all that glorious Florida sunshine? I call BS. I've been rained on 10 separate times since I got here, a scant 7 hours ago (yes, I counted!) I've also discovered that Armadillos are either a) not real animals and instead are just grown along the side of the road, or b) opossums that have been quick cooked on the pavement so they're crunchy on the outside or juicy on the inside. The new state motto should be "Florida: We're more than just Miami, Disney, and old people. OK, not much more maybe..." But holy hell, the traffic. I think I saw a 90 year old driving a Maserati at 40 miles an hour on 95, and about 15 Cubans pushing a pickup truck, Fred Flintstone style, doing about 85.

    Tomorrow Mr Ducky and I are going to go and scream at the Mouse for a while. Then maybe go back and do it again on Friday. Sad thing is, we forgot to bring ANY of the devil duckies with me, so I can't get any incriminating photos of a certain Mouse going over to the Duck Side.
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    Ya know, firstly I don't really appreciate you rubbing in the fact that you CAN AFFORD to go on vacation in Florida. Secondly, if you can afford it .....why are you griping about it? Thirdly, why do you think anyone really cares where you are right now unless we were invited and you are buying the drinks?!?!?!?LOL!!!! HUGS and KISSES! Have fun!

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    Who in hell said we can afford it? We're sharing a suite with my parents for a bookseller's convention, so the store's paying for it, but they gave Mr Ducky and I the master bedroom and the disney tickets as a birthday / anniversary present. Somehow, I can deal with that.

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    If it's FREE then that's even WORSE! Jesus, everyone loves free shit. Quit crying and start partying!!!!!

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    So am I the only one that has the tune "Where in the world is... Carmen Sandiego..." in their head?

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    Quote Originally Posted by katiemh
    So am I the only one that has the tune "Where in the world is... Carmen Sandiego..." in their head?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jmur5074
    Yes

    ...wierdo...


    Hey, at least I can spell weirdo.



    ...dumbass...





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    saving for disney world and selling my blood ,maybe in may 2007. have fun!!
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    You're going to be in Atlanta and not invite me out to dinner?

    Fine... I didn't want to meet you anyways.
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    Booksellers have conventions? To do what, see books?

    Aren't there already books in your store you can look at?

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    To find out about new, up-and-coming books. And network to get deals on orders? Don't you go to gun conventions to do the same? Only difference is, you don't have to be able to read.

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    Charlie, you can't let her zing you like that without a good comeback, or at least a backhand

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    Yeah but guns are different - Guns make people run and scream.

    Books just put people to sleep. Why would I want to go all the way across the country to look at something that puts people to sleep???

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie
    Yeah but guns are different - Guns make people run and scream.

    Books just put people to sleep. Why would I want to go all the way across the country to look at something that puts people to sleep???

    It only makes you sleepy b/c you have to look up every other word in the dictionary and all that work and thought exhausts you. To some people, with a slightly larger vocabulary than the normal Texan, books are better than movies! I know! Shocking, huh?!?!

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    Every word I need to know I learned before Kindergarten. All the rest are a waste of time

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie
    Every word I need to know I learned before Kindergarten. All the rest are a waste of time

    Precious time that is much better spent shoving bleeding meat in your mouth that you shot the day before. I concur.

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    Quote Originally Posted by katiemh
    Precious time that is much better spent shoving bleeding meat in your mouth that you shot the day before. I concur.
    Wow, I'm glad I read that whole sentence, I thought we had a real freak here for a second

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    Quote Originally Posted by katiemh
    It only makes you sleepy b/c you have to look up every other word in the dictionary and all that work and thought exhausts you. To some people, with a slightly larger vocabulary than the normal Texan, books are better than movies! I know! Shocking, huh?!?!
    Be careful with your abusive verbage there. Texas Chuck can make one phone call and have a nuclear tipped Phoenix missile dropped in your freakin' living room! He's a fun guy to mess with, but don't piss him off or your house will be vulcanized! Peace!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nitestokker
    Be careful with your abusive verbage there. Texas Chuck can make one phone call and have a nuclear tipped Phoenix missile dropped in your freakin' living room! He's a fun guy to mess with, but don't piss him off or your house will be vulcanized! Peace!

    He knows I'm screwing around. I was born and raised in Texas.

 

 
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