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    Help me!!!!

    Okay guys,

    This is not dlefdal. He stepped away from the computer to go to the video store to get some more sick, perverted stuff that makes me feel funny.

    This is Mr. Green Smiley.

    Listen, I didn't want to say anything for a while because I know he loves me, but.............well, here it goes.

    I don't like the way he touches me. He does, well, weird things to me and then it's like somebody re-spackeled the walls, ceiling, carpet, door, curtains, windows, furniture, cieling fans.............well, you get the point.

    He always says that I'm the only one for him but in the middle of some of the sick, twisted shit that he does, he yells out Gozzy, oh Gozzy, or 1*girl or Autumun and the weirdest thing is that when he goes to the bathroom, he yells out Virginian (I never could understand that).

    Anyways, I just don't know what to do. I can't eat, sleep and everytime I'm around him, he has to touch me. What should I do?

    Can somebody please talk to him..........BUT DON'T TELL HIM THAT I DID THIS. He said that he would hurt me.

    Crap, he's coming back, I got to go.

    Remember me always........................ ............
    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

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    I'm not qualified to give advice, but here is link that may help. Best wishes and good luck.

    http://www.lawenforcementforums.com/...ead.php?t=8442
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    Well Mr. Green Smiley, you can always run away to Canada and live with me
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    OK, he's in the bathroom saying something about MonsterMash or something like that.

    I don't think the thread you posted, slamdunc, was appropriate. I'm being serious here.

    Bosco, thank god, help me, can you send me some money, or plan tickets or something. It hurs, .................it really, really hurts............

    gotta go, I'll check in later

    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlefdal View Post
    My bum really, really hurts............
    I can get some tucks for you if you would like.....


    ...but your paying!
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    Why do you mock me?

    (no smiley)
    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

    The opinions given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are MY PERSONAL OPINIONS and I accept sole responsibility as such

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    Im not....
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    Help!!!!!!!
    Last edited by dlefdal; 09-12-06 at 06:56 PM. Reason: sm
    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

    The opinions given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are MY PERSONAL OPINIONS and I accept sole responsibility as such

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    ALRIGHT!!!! I was just informed in chat about what said about me. Let me assure you that it is NOT TRUE.

    He is simply jealous that I have been chatting with several, pretty and intelligent women on this board.

    can be a spiteful prick sometimes. Please put no weight into what he has said.
    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

    The opinions given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are MY PERSONAL OPINIONS and I accept sole responsibility as such

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Green Smiley
    Can somebody please talk to him
    Do I look stupid to you, Mr. Green Smiley? You may have slamdunc, Bosco3379, and DeputyJailer fooled, but not me. This is a setup if I ever saw one. You got yourself in this mess; you can get yourself out.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Green Smiley
    BUT DON'T TELL HIM THAT I DID THIS. He said that he would hurt me.

    I don't have to tell him since you just did. What? Do you honestly believe dlefdal won't see this thread? Me thinks you're just jealous. I should be the one who's jealous. After all, dlefdal's not yelling my name!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Green Smiley
    What should I do?
    If I help you what's in it for me?

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    CB2. You hit the nail on the head. He is just being jealous and he is not going to be posting on here anytime soon. (not unless he can crawl out from that box under the be..........I mean reach the computer)

    I would never do anything to that would cause discomfort or soreness.

    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

    The opinions given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are MY PERSONAL OPINIONS and I accept sole responsibility as such

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    If Mr. Green Smiley can type a message for help, I would think that he's perfectly capable of escape as well....if he wanted to escape. I'm a little suspicious of Mr. Green Smiley, I must say. Green is the traditional color associated with jealousy, you know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlefdal View Post
    CB2. You hit the nail on the head. He is just being jealous and he is not going to be posting on here anytime soon. (not unless he can crawl out from that box under the be..........I mean reach the computer) I would never do anything to that would cause discomfort or soreness.
    Just as I thought, dlefdal. You might want to keep a close eye on him... he's fast.

    Thinking to herself: Darn! I was hoping for a response from Mr. Green Smiley. sure would love to hook up with him!

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    pssst.................. help me.................


    *whimper*

    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

    The opinions given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are MY PERSONAL OPINIONS and I accept sole responsibility as such

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    DAMN IT SMILEY! Come here, you better hope I never catch your little green ass. I can't believe you are telling everybody our busine............oh, uh, hi.

    Didn't see you guys here. is not serious. He's just funning. Don't pay any attention to him.

    As you were

    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

    The opinions given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are MY PERSONAL OPINIONS and I accept sole responsibility as such

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    Watch your ass dude... i knew that it was really, really hurting....



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    oh man i bet that hurt
    Life is a fleeting memory,
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    I wonder if Mr. Green Smiley is still smiling now.

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    doubt it nope see he turned purple
    Life is a fleeting memory,
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    I wonder if dlefdal is.

 

 
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