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    Bwhahahahahhahahahahahahahahah ahah, thats great.
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    Gross, my ass is much better than that!!!

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    now thats funny
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    Someone needs to exfoliate!
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    I have to admit this one caught me alittle off guard

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    LMAO.... That's one really nasty lookin ass!
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    But I didnt smell anything......It lied!!!
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    Very Gooooood. already fooled two of my co-workers with it

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDawg3533 View Post
    But I didnt smell anything......It lied!!!
    I think the voices in my head all farted at the same time, so could have sworn I smelled it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    Gross, my ass is much better than that!!!

    Funny,.........Chris said the same thing about your ass

    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

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    No, his ass is well polished... Or so everyone says

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