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09-14-06, 03:11 PM #1
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TMI Public Service Announcement
Female Shocker
A variant of the shocker, which is meant to be performed on men during intercourse (the male is meant for women). It is accomplished by curling and wiggling the fingers in a cupping motion while stretching the thumb away, meaning to symbolize scrotal fondling and rectal stimulation. It is known as "four on the sack, and one in the back".
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09-14-06, 03:19 PM #2
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Nice job, Em, way to show him who is boss.
And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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09-14-06, 03:21 PM #3
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I guess I deserve that. lol
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09-14-06, 03:24 PM #4
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You deserve an anal thumbing? Is that what I'm hearing?
You're a sick fucker Mac!
When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!
OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!
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09-14-06, 03:34 PM #5
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You again with the friggin shocker!!! You must like tootise roll fingers...
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09-14-06, 03:37 PM #6
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There goes lunch.......
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but now I take a pill for that"
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She shouldn't get tootsie roll fingers if Tony discharges his capacitors before she services him!
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09-14-06, 04:50 PM #8
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Originally Posted by conalabu
Thank you very much, Con.
Almost as sweet as that time you and your boyfriend Rico came to visit.
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09-14-06, 05:09 PM #9
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Originally Posted by Virginian
No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~The opinions, beliefs, and ideas expressed in this post are mine, and mine alone. They are NOT the opinions, beliefs, ideas, or policies of my Agency, Police Chief, City Council, or any member of my department.
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09-14-06, 06:38 PM #10
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Well, apparently Jmur likes it
When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!
OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!
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09-14-06, 06:47 PM #11
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....mmmm......
ahh....
oh sorry...
didnt see you all therehttp://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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09-14-06, 07:55 PM #12
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I like the HUMOR in it....only the humor.... Originally Posted by dlefdal
Well, apparently Jmur likes itNo one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
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09-14-06, 09:10 PM #13
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Uhh, were you doing what I think you were doing? Originally Posted by gozling
god i hope soWhen you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!
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I've been trying and trying to figure out the logistics of this, and I just don't see how it's possible without hurting one's wrist. Originally Posted by Virginian
Female Shocker
A variant of the shocker, which is meant to be performed on men during intercourse (the male is meant for women). It is accomplished by curling and wiggling the fingers in a cupping motion while stretching the thumb away, meaning to symbolize scrotal fondling and rectal stimulation. It is known as "four on the sack, and one in the back".
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09-15-06, 04:21 PM #15
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Me either, not during intercourse at least. Or with the guy on his back. Originally Posted by kimby
\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
`` ` ` ` (3--(____)
"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q
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09-15-06, 04:49 PM #16
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You're right, Ducky...
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09-15-06, 05:40 PM #17
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Okay, that's enough! Stop it here. The buck stops here ladies.
JESUS CHRIST!
Don't worry about it, move along, nothing to see here. Get it out of your minds...........
(no smiley)When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!
OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!
The opinions given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are MY PERSONAL OPINIONS and I accept sole responsibility as such
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09-15-06, 07:32 PM #18
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Apparently the subject of anal thumbing is difficult for some people, so I will respect that. Originally Posted by dlefdal
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09-15-06, 09:18 PM #19
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It's just that there's only two ways I can think that this would work, and only one that would be possible during intercourse. And that requires an extra person's helping hand.
Somehow I doubt too many guys would be happy about that.\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q
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09-15-06, 10:02 PM #20
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Originally Posted by Ducky
Ummmm, what if I don't like thumbs in my butt?
When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!
OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!
The opinions given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are MY PERSONAL OPINIONS and I accept sole responsibility as such
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