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    Female Shocker

    A variant of the shocker, which is meant to be performed on men during intercourse (the male is meant for women). It is accomplished by curling and wiggling the fingers in a cupping motion while stretching the thumb away, meaning to symbolize scrotal fondling and rectal stimulation. It is known as "four on the sack, and one in the back".


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    Nice job, Em, way to show him who is boss.
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    I guess I deserve that. lol

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    You deserve an anal thumbing? Is that what I'm hearing?

    You're a sick fucker Mac!

    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

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    You again with the friggin shocker!!! You must like tootise roll fingers...

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    She shouldn't get tootsie roll fingers if Tony discharges his capacitors before she services him!


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    Quote Originally Posted by conalabu View Post
    Nice job, Em, way to show him who is boss.

    Thank you very much, Con.

    Almost as sweet as that time you and your boyfriend Rico came to visit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virginian View Post
    It is known as "four on the sack, and one in the back".
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13

    "The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".

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    Well, apparently Jmur likes it
    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

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    ....mmmm......
    ahh....

    oh sorry...

    didnt see you all there
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    Quote Originally Posted by dlefdal View Post
    Well, apparently Jmur likes it
    I like the HUMOR in it....only the humor....
    No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13

    "The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".

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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    ....mmmm......
    ahh....

    oh sorry...

    didnt see you all there
    Uhh, were you doing what I think you were doing?



    god i hope so
    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virginian View Post
    Female Shocker

    A variant of the shocker, which is meant to be performed on men during intercourse (the male is meant for women). It is accomplished by curling and wiggling the fingers in a cupping motion while stretching the thumb away, meaning to symbolize scrotal fondling and rectal stimulation. It is known as "four on the sack, and one in the back".

    I've been trying and trying to figure out the logistics of this, and I just don't see how it's possible without hurting one's wrist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kimby View Post
    I've been trying and trying to figure out the logistics of this, and I just don't see how it's possible without hurting one's wrist.
    Me either, not during intercourse at least. Or with the guy on his back.
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    You're right, Ducky...




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    Okay, that's enough! Stop it here. The buck stops here ladies.

    JESUS CHRIST!

    Don't worry about it, move along, nothing to see here. Get it out of your minds...........

    (no smiley)
    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlefdal View Post
    Okay, that's enough! Stop it here. The buck stops here ladies.

    JESUS CHRIST!

    Don't worry about it, move along, nothing to see here. Get it out of your minds...........

    (no smiley)
    Apparently the subject of anal thumbing is difficult for some people, so I will respect that.

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    It's just that there's only two ways I can think that this would work, and only one that would be possible during intercourse. And that requires an extra person's helping hand.

    Somehow I doubt too many guys would be happy about that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    It's just that there's only two ways I can think that this would work, and only one that would be possible during intercourse. And that requires an extra person's helping hand.

    Somehow I doubt too many guys would be happy about that.

    Ummmm, what if I don't like thumbs in my butt?

    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

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