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    Wink Who Thinks DeputyJailer and Farva Have Some Cop Love Goin' On????

    Sounds like DeputyJailer and Dlefdal have a little something going on. Who else thinks so???? I hear wedding bells. Or at least the sounds of boots knockin'!!!!

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    ON second thought, let me take back that comment.....

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    he's just trying to pimp her out
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    Quote Originally Posted by njpd View Post
    he's just trying to pimp her out
    Does that make him a "MORE": a "Man-Whore"??????????

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    Quote Originally Posted by nitestokker View Post
    Does that make him a "MORE": a "Man-Whore"??????????

    man whore is understatement
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

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    This ought to be fun!

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    Ohhhh... DJ is gonna kick your ass....

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    Hahhaahha.
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    Ohhhh... DJ is gonna kick your ass....



    You know, as soon as the smiley put on the condom.. Someone on T.V. said masturbation. Great timing.

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    Hmmm...




    I think I might have found a new avatar for Deputy Jailer.

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    I see a sh!t storm coming.
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    I'm seeing it as a pretty much one-sided love! I see a restraining order in the future!
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    oh the shit IS going to hit the fan....WTF are you thinking nitstokker???


    I wouldn't even touch him with a ten foot pole

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    Never say "10-foot-pole" to dlefdal!
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    oh shit.........
    Life is a fleeting memory,
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    It's okay, it's okay.......................... .

    Don't feel bad DJ... It's nothing to be embarassed about. Little girls do this kind of thing all the time. They meet an attractive, professional older guy and they get a crush on him. It's normal, not really healthy, but normal.

    Stokker, thanks for bringing this to my attention. I will take her out to Chuck E Cheeses or something and break her heart, softly.

    We can still be friends, okay sweetie

    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

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    Just don't take her to the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese, I heard those can get pretty nasty.




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    Dlefdal: How many times have I told you that dinner and a movie does NOT mean McDonalds and a porno.
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    Alright ol' timer, but i warn you i can get rough at chuck E. cheese
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