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    Avast Me hearties!

    Aye, it be Talk Like a Pirate Day!

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    Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates

    By popular demand ...

    10. What are YOU doing here?

    9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)

    8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

    7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"

    6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

    5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"

    4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

    3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

    2. RAMMING SPEED!

    ...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:

    1. You. Pants Off. Now!
    Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.

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    I always thought the number 1 was: Tis time to splice me mainbrace!
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    I've Talked the Talk and I've Walked the Walk, now I Sit the Sit!

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    I like this one:

    8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!
    It is better to be tried by 12, than carried by 6.
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    Did you hear about the Pirate that went into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants? He told the bartender, "AArgh: It's drivin' me nuts!"
    For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.

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    What about the pirate movie? It's rated Arrrrrrrr




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    You wanna see what makes me Roger so Jolly?
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    "I am the guy that keeps Mister Dead in his pocket." -'Mad' Max Rockatansky

    "An Englewood Ranger is no stranger to Danger.." -Unk

    Good Night Chesty Where Ever You Are.

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    Swash me buckle big fella, and I'll jolly yer Roger....arrr!
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    Surrender the booty!




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    Arrgghh you mind if I fire me cannon through yer porthole?
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    "I am the guy that keeps Mister Dead in his pocket." -'Mad' Max Rockatansky

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    Good Night Chesty Where Ever You Are.

    A Good Friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying, "That was Awesome."

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    Prepare to be boarded! Arrrr
    Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.

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    Okay- pirate joke.

    Pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel firmly attached to his doogan. The bartender walks up and says "Hey, pal, you uh... realize you have the steering wheel attached to your member?"

    "Garrr!" replied the pirate, "it's driving me nuts!!"
    The virtue of spirit has no need for thanks or approval. Only the certain conviction that what has been done is right. -Jor El, as played by Marlon Brando

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    Arrr, Keith758 beat ye to it matey...now ye have to walk the plank, or swab me decks....choose yer fate...arrr!
    Last edited by Willowdared; 09-19-06 at 01:30 PM.
    Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.

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    me thinks the best/most enjoyable choice would be swabing her deck, which would lead to her shivering her timbers,arrr


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    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    Surrender the booty!
    i was about to ask you the surrender the same.
    heave to and prepare to be boarded.
    Last edited by JLK; 09-19-06 at 01:49 PM.


    "A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
    Ben

    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
    (just stole this one hope you don't mind)


    The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
    it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
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    Heave too and set sails matey!!!!!!!!!!

    Take me to the edge of de world............... or something.......like, that!
    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

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    ARRR PDawg, those are quite thee treasure chests ye have there.
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    "I am the guy that keeps Mister Dead in his pocket." -'Mad' Max Rockatansky

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    Aye, they are full of wonders!
    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

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    Arrrrr, ye scallywags.....wharr's the pieces o'eight?




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    Aye, lassy, they're down under. Reach into me britches and pull one out
    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

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    Tharr be the gold?




 

 
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