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    Dlefdal...Please seek some help ASAP

    It appears to me that our friend and colleague DLefdal have been having some issues lately on LEF. First his smiley threw him under the bus and was taken away by DJ..then his spackling issue became a problem and of course his bunny....but I think this issue has gone too far. I can't believe he sent some of us this pic of him...Had to take out the picture FSCF3801, NJPD is you like this thread moved to the locker room pm me.


    with this picture of him, he states that he has gone to the last resource possible...

    Dlefdal..as a friend and a fellow borther in LE., Please Pleas I beg of you...seek help ASAP...Who agrees with me?
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    Oh, dlefdal......




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    It's much worse than we thought!

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    Hey, Dlefdal i can help you with your problem but you have to go to rehab first
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeputyJailer View Post
    Hey, Dlefdal i can help you with your problem but you have to go to rehab first
    If this keeps up we're all gonna need rehab!

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    I don't know what's going on here, but please keep it civil.

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    Maybe he did that when Mr. Green Smiley left him.




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    Yeah, I watched!
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    HOLY SHIT!

    Wow, I just logged on here and found myself supposedly humping a tailpipe.

    Okay, I'll play along...............

    Uhh, let me see, at least it doesn't say no to me and remarkably enough, the tailpipe feels a lot like the way NJPD feels when we are together and having our "no no" time.
    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

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    Ok, WHY would someone do THAT and let someone take a pic???????????????
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    OMG that is so not work safe. I'm sorry Lt!!!! There was no warning given!!!!



    Doesn't this violate TOS?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Memphis View Post
    OMG that is so not work safe. I'm sorry Lt!!!! There was no warning given!!!!



    Doesn't this violate TOS?
    I edited out the picture, and yes you are right Memphis, as I looked at it from my work comp too........
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    HAAA HAAA!

    Let's put NJPD's little head on the chopping block. I have a relatively small knife we can use
    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

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