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    It finally happened....

    I found my G spot...

    no just kidding... all laughing aside I am greatful to be alive.

    I witnessed a traffic crash while on patrol so I took the easy south side point to protect the vehicles. The man who caused the crash ran a stop sign about 45 mph at least and totalled a van with people. The passenger of the van had a serious head injury.

    I was positioning my vehicle and on the radio with dispatch advising when the guy who caused the accident backed his vehicle off the van, turned a hard right and accelerated full speed about 30 head on into my patrol car.

    It was an interesting radio transmission lol.... I tried to get out of my car and the door was jammed along with the window and I am looking at his truck tire almost in my face hearing his engine accelerating...
    I took the punch off my dash and smashed my window and crawled out.

    A back up unit was around the corner and we were able to get him into custody.

    He wasnt impared. He had a valid DL, insurance and registration. Never been arrested or had a citation.
    He said he was confused.

    I was pissed and now I am out a car for six weeks and using a loaner

    I was bumped and bruised all over but doing fine and greatful he didnt go into my windshield.

    and i just want to say again how greatful i am to be able to come here and laugh greatful to be laughing with my friends and stuff too..
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    WOW! Glad to see you're ok, that's a hell of a story to be able to tell!

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    glad your ok


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    Wow... I am glad you are ok.

    "Stupid should hurt."

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    Glad to hear that you didn't get hurt!

    on a side note, can you tell us where your "G-Spot" was hiding?
    Last edited by Resident Smart Ass; 09-21-06 at 02:45 PM.
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    Are you sure ur ok...maybe you need to use your sick time and call jacoby and meyers............


    only kidding, glad ur ok

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    I'm glad that you're alright.




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    AFLAC!!! Pay me biatches!!
    Glad you okay.

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    Glad you're okay, Goz.
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    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
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    thanks you guys

    me thinks it was hiding where only you know njpd lol
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    thanks you guys

    Glad to hear you weren't hurt!


    Quote Originally Posted by Gozling
    me thinks it was hiding where only you know njpd lol
    I'm sure that some good investigative techniques would help in finding it!
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    ill find your g spot for you!

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    I'm pretty sure I could find it too Gozzy!!!!!

    I think you should get some "deep tissue" massage thereapy. I'll be over at 8!

    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

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    We usually shoot people when they do that here.

    Glad you are okay!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post
    ill find your g spot for you!
    You couldn't find it with a road map, both hands and a tour guide!
    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlefdal View Post
    You couldn't find it with a road map, both hands and a tour guide!
    Since when does a Mexican need a road map?

    Goz, I'm glad you're OK. I'll bet you were shakier than a dog crapping peach pits after this happened!
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    Glad your ok

    So tell us how the radio transmission played out .

    You also sound like you need a good massage so get naked and let the fun begin. .
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    Glad you're ok Gozling... Now get a copy of that transmission and let's post it as a sticky.

    Dashcam video would be great too

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    Really glad to hear you are ok.
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    I, too, witnessed a traffic crash while on duty. It's funny how your brain does not process things fast enough sometimes when you need it to. The crash I saw, of course, was some lookieloo checking my squad car out and rear-ended some poor soul (a cop's wife) in front of him. It happened in the middle of an intersection where two, one-way roads meet. Of course I stop in the middle of the intersection, call it out on the radio, and exit the squad. Oh s&*#!, put it in park! Yeah, well at least it wasn't the middle of the day and the roadways were full (heavy sarcasm).
    I'm not ruining your life, you are, and I'm just going to write a short story about it.

 

 
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