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    Ride 'em cowboy!

    Well, I'm got my cowboy hat on, my big belt buckle, and my tight jeans/garth brooks lookin' shirt.


    I'm going horse back riding with some people from work.

    i've never gone horseback riding....and I'm somewhat of a city slicker...

    This'll be interesting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRich View Post
    Garth Brooks is a talentless hack.
    Maybe but he has more money then we do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bufford408 View Post
    Maybe but he has more money then we do.
    Lots of people do, that doesn't mean I respect them or what they did to get it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmur5074 View Post
    Well, I'm got my cowboy hat on, my big belt buckle, and my tight jeans/garth brooks lookin' shirt.


    I'm going horse back riding with some people from work.

    i've never gone horseback riding....and I'm somewhat of a city slicker...

    This'll be interesting.
    If it's western riding, you won't have too many problems, but you'll be sore tomorrow.
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    I walk the streets at night in high heels for mine is that so wrong?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pedro56 View Post
    I walk the streets at night in high heels for mine is that so wrong?
    Pedro, sweety, you've still got a day job. I recommend you keep it.
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    I wanted to buy a cowboy hat and belt when I was in Phoenix, but my wife wouldn't stop laughing long enough to give me any money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trojan 42 View Post
    I wanted to buy a cowboy hat and belt when I was in Phoenix, but my wife wouldn't stop laughing long enough to give me any money.
    Why did she have your money?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmur5074 View Post
    I'm going horse back riding
    Can you walk okay today?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    Pedro, sweety, you've still got a day job. I recommend you keep it.
    I always look forward to your comments ducky....you're very witty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jmur5074 View Post
    Why did she have your money?

    I'm married! It's always been that way. She thinks I'd spend it on Whisky, women and boys-toys and just waste the rest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trojan 42 View Post
    I'm married!

    That sucks


    j/k

    And yeah, I can walk ok. My damn horse wouldn't listen though. She kept trying to walk off the trail and turn around, and eat grass.

    Like a typical woman.....she wouldn't listen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ghost98 View Post
    I always look forward to your comments ducky....you're very witty.
    Hmmm, why does that have an echo of "wow, what a bitch!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmur5074 View Post
    And yeah, I can walk ok. My damn horse wouldn't listen though. She kept trying to walk off the trail and turn around, and eat grass.

    Like a typical woman.....she wouldn't listen.
    Or you weren't man enough for her!!

    I wanna see pictures!
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    Can't believe I'm the first chick to say this thread is worthless without pics.
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    Dude, horses suck! Trust this from a guy who grew up on one.

    They are exactly like women. They lure you into a false sense of security and then............WAM! When you're not looking, they buck you off and run for the barn......

    But I'm not bitter
    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn2009 View Post
    Can't believe I'm the first chick to say this thread is worthless without pics.
    We took pictures.

    I looked like a complete tool with the get-up on.


    Well....ok, to beat brad to the punch, I look like a tool anyway.
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    Next time, just wear a henley style shirt and levis. Skip the hat, belt buckle and all that other hoohah.

    Maybe then your horse won't be embaressed to have you on her back.
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