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    what "on duty" calls urk u the most

    ok..i have this elderly neighbor downstairs and when i first moved into my apartment she gave me hell.( but now i have no problems, as i gave her a taste of her own medicine) i had a nice little ( girly friend) come over from new york...and we were laughing at something, while sitting on my couch. THIS EDIOT elderly calls "the cops" on me...( about 5 months ago). 2 officers arrived at my place..( mind u I'm tipsy as hell trying to enjoy my little female companion) i open my door still giggling in my "house clothes"( i wont' tell u what that consists of) and the officers could barely remain serious.

    anyway they told me i had a complaint that, my neighbor could hear me laughing. (although they heard nothing while in her apartment). and if my neighbor called them again i would be fined 500 dollars. ( still staring at me, mind u with grins on their face lol.)

    anyway, they told me that "these kind" of calls urk them the most...when they have to come to someone's place , due to something so stupid as " i heard my neighbor laughing. he said it was a major "waste of time' and annoying.

    so now i am curious as to, what dispatched calls urk u the most:-)
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    Most domestics. Most are bonafide bullshit. Caller wants her drunk boyfriend removed." Get there and talk to her talk to him, she screams at us and him from the time we get there till the time we leave, talk to him he says we just finished sexin now she done and want me out. BS.

    Or my favorite, Can you send the police here because my six year old refuses to go to school. (Got the 10 other kids off but now she has a problem with the six year old and thinks it is my job to take care of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pedro56 View Post
    Most domestics. Most are bonafide bullshit.
    Like when he throws his hamburger at her (saw this on an episode of Cops).

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    "Or my favorite, Can you send the police here because my six year old refuses to go to school. (Got the 10 other kids off but now she has a problem with the six year old and thinks it is my job to take care of it."

    LOLOLOL. I"m suppose to be going to sleep, and now i'm up laughing again. ( hope i don't get in trouble:-)

    i can imagine the bs calls you get.

    i'm eager to laugh and learn more about " annoying calls, and duties" lol
    you remind me so much of the ground. I'd love to walk all over you.

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    i went to a domestic where the guy was upset cause his wife refused to have sex with him.
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    so was that annoying and urking? because i want to hear the annoying situations lol.. ( but i would think that is irritating, because what the hell are you suppose to do about her not wanting sex lol.)
    you remind me so much of the ground. I'd love to walk all over you.

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    that was very irritating. i quess he should of had a cold shower and saved us the trip.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crimebytes2 View Post
    Like when he throws his hamburger at her (saw this on an episode of Cops).
    In KS that is still considered Dometic Violance.

    I hate any call that is either a noise complaint, or a my neighbor did this or that and they won't listen to me. Its a freaking civil matter call a laywer not the cops. I work in an area that has a lot of "eldorly" people, we are starting to get more and more of the younger couples moving into the area which means of course parties at houses and such. And these older people thinks its a crime for someone to turn around in their driveway, or park by their mailbox. Give me a freaking break lady. I have better things to do on my night shift than come make sure no one is turning around in your driveway.
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    I went on a call one time where TWO parents called in and said there 11 yr old was "out of control".....yeah....


    Ridiculous.
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    Same as the others here. Hate the bs domestics...the "he said, she said" and the neighbor disputes where they take turns calling on each other every day.
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    My fav is the six year old child that is out of control. They won't come inside for dinner.

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    Also, when a person calls and says their neighbors new shed is 6 inches over the property line.
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    here's the calls I hate..
    * control 3frank23 copy a 425 [suspicious person )*

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    * at so and so park BMA sleeping under a tree *

    I get sent to these calls all the time...where's the crime??? what's suspicious about a guy relaxing in the park??? where I work elderly people are a little racist.... and way paranoid... I drive by and clear it... no need for police there.

    and I hate all calls where my dispatcher cannot gather enough info to tell me wtf is going on

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    Quote Originally Posted by blklezbnprincess View Post
    ok..i have this elderly neighbor downstairs and when i first moved into my apartment she gave me hell.( but now i have no problems, as i gave her a taste of her own medicine) i had a nice little ( girly friend) come over from new york...and we were laughing at something, while sitting on my couch. THIS EDIOT elderly calls "the cops" on me...( about 5 months ago). 2 officers arrived at my place..( mind u I'm tipsy as hell trying to enjoy my little female companion) i open my door still giggling in my "house clothes"( i wont' tell u what that consists of) and the officers could barely remain serious.

    anyway they told me i had a complaint that, my neighbor could hear me laughing. (although they heard nothing while in her apartment). and if my neighbor called them again i would be fined 500 dollars. ( still staring at me, mind u with grins on their face lol.)

    anyway, they told me that "these kind" of calls urk them the most...when they have to come to someone's place , due to something so stupid as " i heard my neighbor laughing. he said it was a major "waste of time' and annoying.

    so now i am curious as to, what dispatched calls urk u the most:-)
    My dispatcher would NEVER send me on a Stupid call like this. I would of told the Elderly Lady. To get ear plugs, or Move. I have no time for Bullshit

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    The domestic over assface eating the last pork chop, or drink the last of the milk
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reca View Post
    My dispatcher would NEVER send me on a Stupid call like this. I would of told the Elderly Lady. To get ear plugs, or Move. I have no time for Bullshit
    LOLOL. yes!!!!! and the second time. i was sitting here, typing away on my lap top, and it was sooooo quiet in my apartment, ( as it is 80 percent of the time) and i moved my chair back so that i could get up and use the bathroom. 15 mins later guess who's at my door. lol. i said you have to be kidding me!, I FREAKIN MOVED my chair to get out of it. and that's a noise complaint??? LOL

    and as soon as i moved my chair i did remember hearing her broom or stick like , hitting her ceiling ( my floor) ( crazies) lol

    the officer's seemed pretty annoyed..l. and said the old lady seemed like a chain smoking, annoying ,grinch.

    and they are tired of her calls. waste of time..
    you remind me so much of the ground. I'd love to walk all over you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pedro56 View Post
    The domestic over assface eating the last pork chop, or drink the last of the milk
    omg, your kidding right? lol
    you remind me so much of the ground. I'd love to walk all over you.

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    I personally like the domestic I went on where the wife threw a stromboli inher husband's face. These two were always at it and huge whiners. I show up and hubby meets me outside with sauce all over his face and a peperoni stuck in his hair. He said he didn't want to clean it off so we would have proof.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reca View Post
    My dispatcher would NEVER send me on a Stupid call like this. I would of told the Elderly Lady. To get ear plugs, or Move. I have no time for Bullshit
    Thanks Reca!

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