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    why do women/men have two hands?


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    Excellent!
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    Ummmm, what if I don't like thumbs in my butt?

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    That's Fucking Great!

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    lol


    "A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
    Ben

    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
    (just stole this one hope you don't mind)


    The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
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    SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
    Lead is very hazardous to your health.
    Always include Kevlar in your daily diet.


    "I always believe in being prepared, even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails."
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    She's probably buying a sword.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    She's probably buying a sword.
    I don't get the whole sword thing, but that would be a cool thing to buy. Also some throwing stars and a crossbow.

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    BUFF. U woke me up laughing with this one this morning

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    The strongest reason for the people to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against the tyranny of government.
    -Thomas Jefferson

    That is why our masters in Washington are so anxious to disarm us. They are not afraid of criminals. They are afraid of a populace which cannot be subdued by tyrants. Jeff Cooper'

 

 

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